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Old 03-20-2003, 12:54 AM
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Yo momma so old her social security number is 1
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
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Old 03-20-2003, 12:56 AM
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yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
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yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
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Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
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yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
the one I gave her lastnight
hahahaha

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yo mamas so fat if she wears fishnet stockings they better be 50 pound test
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Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
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Originally posted by 1WRX2NV
the one I gave her lastnight
hahahaha

-freddie
hahahahha, you gave your mom the big bang. hahahahaha. true trailor park trash
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Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
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AAAWWW MAN !!!! I FORGOT!!!

hahahahahaha

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it's frikn 1 am

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