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Old 03-20-2003, 12:44 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose
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Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
umm, i think i already said that.
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yo mommas so fat the weatherman said it was chilli outside and she ran and grabbed a bowl
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Yo momma like a bowling ball, shes picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
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YO Mamma so ugly she had phone sex an got sued by AT&T for rape
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umm, i think i already said that.
hahahaha
it was funny
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yo mommas so fat they made her the burger queen
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Yo momma like chinese food... sweet, sour and cheap
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Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
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Yo momma is like a 1000HP AWD car...chick burned four rubbers in one night
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yo mommas so fat she has to stop at truck weight stations
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yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test
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Yo mama's so fat, she got it goin' on... and on and on and on.
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