I'm sorry you are insecure...
04-23-2014, 10:27 AM
#1
Old School
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I'm sorry you are insecure...
so insecure you rev on me, and drive like an asshat just because you see me driving around in my car.
Having a small peen sucks, I'm sure, but doesn't mean you gotta launch from the light like we're on a dragstrip.
People man... so worked up over nothing.
Having a small peen sucks, I'm sure, but doesn't mean you gotta launch from the light like we're on a dragstrip.
People man... so worked up over nothing.
04-23-2014, 11:05 AM
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Similar yesterday. Some douche leaned out of his X5 yesterday to give me a dirty look because I was "close" to him. Its called TRAFFIC assmunch. So we both get to the left turn and he pulls into the left lane and stops short so he can roll down his window and ask me if there was a "problem". LOL. "No problem here, EFF OFF" was my response. Dude is a tiny asian guy apparently with small man complex with a headset on. Really? YOU want to start stuff...over traffic?
LOL, I had a kid in the most beat up Datsun pickup with like 1 headlight and no bumper BUMPING stereo HARD rev on me the other day. I literally LMAOd.
There was a dude a few weeks ago that scared me a bit though. I sped up to get in front of him, FULL HEAD TURN. He looks right at me and speeds up, but he's got like a friggin boat so it doesn't go anywhere. I could have waited for him, but I didn't feel like it because he drives a boat - I was aggressive in my move, but not "cut off" aggressive, and the dude intentionally sped up. Now he's pissed because he is a wife beater or something, so he starts bouncing around in his car like he is going to burst. I'm like WTF? We're all in line to make the right turn and he cuts across passing people to get into the left lane, rolls down his window and says somewhat calmly "You cut me off". My response to that was (not calmly) "what about the 5 people you just cut off assh0le?" He rolls up his window and literally FLIPS THE EFF OUT, bouncing back and forth like a 2yr old throwing a tantrum. This is a large (6'+), white, ~50yr old dude acting like an infant, in rush hour traffic. My next thought was of this guy having a heart attack a block away... I don't get people today. I hate humans.
LOL, I had a kid in the most beat up Datsun pickup with like 1 headlight and no bumper BUMPING stereo HARD rev on me the other day. I literally LMAOd.
There was a dude a few weeks ago that scared me a bit though. I sped up to get in front of him, FULL HEAD TURN. He looks right at me and speeds up, but he's got like a friggin boat so it doesn't go anywhere. I could have waited for him, but I didn't feel like it because he drives a boat - I was aggressive in my move, but not "cut off" aggressive, and the dude intentionally sped up. Now he's pissed because he is a wife beater or something, so he starts bouncing around in his car like he is going to burst. I'm like WTF? We're all in line to make the right turn and he cuts across passing people to get into the left lane, rolls down his window and says somewhat calmly "You cut me off". My response to that was (not calmly) "what about the 5 people you just cut off assh0le?" He rolls up his window and literally FLIPS THE EFF OUT, bouncing back and forth like a 2yr old throwing a tantrum. This is a large (6'+), white, ~50yr old dude acting like an infant, in rush hour traffic. My next thought was of this guy having a heart attack a block away... I don't get people today. I hate humans.
Last edited by 04GG; 04-23-2014 at 11:16 AM.
04-23-2014, 11:12 AM
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Similar yesterday. Some douche leaned out of his X5 yesterday to give me a dirty look because I was "close" to him. Its called TRAFFIC assmunch. So we both get to the left turn and he pulls into the left lane and stops short so he can roll down his window and ask me if there was a "problem". LOL. "No problem here, EFF OFF" was my response. Dude is a tiny asian guy apparently with small man complex with a headset on. Really? YOU want to start stuff...over traffic?
LOL, I had a kid in the most beat up Datsun pickup with like 1 headlight and no bumper BUMPING stereo HARD rev on me the other day. I literally LMAOd.
LOL, I had a kid in the most beat up Datsun pickup with like 1 headlight and no bumper BUMPING stereo HARD rev on me the other day. I literally LMAOd.
anyone ever have someone in a clapped out honda CRX rev/"race" them from a stop light? to quote a great movie and a fantastic bad guy "I am surrounded by idiots"
04-23-2014, 11:20 AM
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i hate Prius. people that talk on the phone and try to merge in to you. people that have a handicap license plate speed pass you and cut you off. Women that drive expansive cars going 20mph under the speed limit in the carpool lane. Prius. just to name a few.
04-23-2014, 11:22 AM
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People associate us with wanting to race all the time since we drive a "racecar".
Sometimes I laugh at people who do that.
Saw this guy in a nice *** modded TDI spitting black smoke by me almost kill himself cause he wanted to "show off" and do a flyby on 17 right after lexington. He ended up cutting off a lifted f350 and just barely avoided nailing the back end of a bus.
He slowed down after that and when I passed him slowly he looked like he saw a ghost. Pale white face lol.
Im like GOOD JOB STUPID!
Sometimes I laugh at people who do that.
Saw this guy in a nice *** modded TDI spitting black smoke by me almost kill himself cause he wanted to "show off" and do a flyby on 17 right after lexington. He ended up cutting off a lifted f350 and just barely avoided nailing the back end of a bus.
He slowed down after that and when I passed him slowly he looked like he saw a ghost. Pale white face lol.
Im like GOOD JOB STUPID!
04-23-2014, 11:42 AM
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Similar yesterday. Some douche leaned out of his X5 yesterday to give me a dirty look because I was "close" to him. Its called TRAFFIC assmunch. So we both get to the left turn and he pulls into the left lane and stops short so he can roll down his window and ask me if there was a "problem". LOL. "No problem here, EFF OFF" was my response. Dude is a tiny asian guy apparently with small man complex with a headset on. Really? YOU want to start stuff...over traffic?
LOL, I had a kid in the most beat up Datsun pickup with like 1 headlight and no bumper BUMPING stereo HARD rev on me the other day. I literally LMAOd.
There was a dude a few weeks ago that scared me a bit though. I sped up to get in front of him, FULL HEAD TURN. He looks right at me and speeds up, but he's got like a friggin boat so it doesn't go anywhere. I could have waited for him, but I didn't feel like it because he drives a boat - I was aggressive in my move, but not "cut off" aggressive, and the dude intentionally sped up. Now he's pissed because he is a wife beater or something, so he starts bouncing around in his car like he is going to burst. I'm like WTF? We're all in line to make the right turn and he cuts across passing people to get into the left lane, rolls down his window and says somewhat calmly "You cut me off". My response to that was (not calmly) "what about the 5 people you just cut off assh0le?" He rolls up his window and literally FLIPS THE EFF OUT, bouncing back and forth like a 2yr old throwing a tantrum. This is a large (6'+), white, ~50yr old dude acting like an infant, in rush hour traffic. My next thought was of this guy having a heart attack a block away... I don't get people today. I hate humans.
LOL, I had a kid in the most beat up Datsun pickup with like 1 headlight and no bumper BUMPING stereo HARD rev on me the other day. I literally LMAOd.
There was a dude a few weeks ago that scared me a bit though. I sped up to get in front of him, FULL HEAD TURN. He looks right at me and speeds up, but he's got like a friggin boat so it doesn't go anywhere. I could have waited for him, but I didn't feel like it because he drives a boat - I was aggressive in my move, but not "cut off" aggressive, and the dude intentionally sped up. Now he's pissed because he is a wife beater or something, so he starts bouncing around in his car like he is going to burst. I'm like WTF? We're all in line to make the right turn and he cuts across passing people to get into the left lane, rolls down his window and says somewhat calmly "You cut me off". My response to that was (not calmly) "what about the 5 people you just cut off assh0le?" He rolls up his window and literally FLIPS THE EFF OUT, bouncing back and forth like a 2yr old throwing a tantrum. This is a large (6'+), white, ~50yr old dude acting like an infant, in rush hour traffic. My next thought was of this guy having a heart attack a block away... I don't get people today. I hate humans.
