How to get rid of Raccoons?

Old 12-20-2011, 12:22 PM
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go to a zoo and get a huge bag of lion, tiger or bear poo and sprinkle it around the perimeter of your yard. no racoon wants to mess around one of those animals. we used to have racoons come into our house at night through the doggie door a little bit of tiger turds and i havent seen a racoon in over 8 years.


They just let you come in and take a big bag of tiger turd?
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Old 12-20-2011, 12:26 PM
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OMG, think of the possibilities with that claymore.


Check this:

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we just called the oakland zoo told them what we wanted and why. then we just stopped by and picked up a bag of poo. my aunt was a rancher and used the trick to keep coyotes away from their smaller livestock like sheep, pigs, and chickens
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Either of these would work too.

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Originally Posted by Jodice112
I say use some bear traps
Pressure plate is too heavy on bear traps.
Fox\coyote traps would do best. I'd sharpen up the teeth to razor levels.

EDIT.
Home made pressure plate activated anti coon device?

Parts required.
1 momentary switch from radioshack
1 piece of wood
1 battery
1lb of C4
1 electronic blasting cap.

Put everything together and you have yourself a nice little coon disintegrator. If you shape the C4 charge correctly it WILL launch said coon carcass so high the wind will catch it and send it to a neighbors yard. You won't even have to worry about cleanup!

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use all those guns you have!
yah seriously, quit being a ***** bruce.
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Originally Posted by Hoofus
EDIT.
Home made pressure plate activated anti coon device?

Parts required.
1 momentary switch from radioshack
1 piece of wood
1 battery
1lb of C4
1 electronic blasting cap.

Put everything together and you have yourself a nice little coon disintegrator. If you shape the C4 charge correctly it WILL launch said coon carcass so high the wind will catch it and send it to a neighbors yard. You won't even have to worry about cleanup!
someone change his title to Al-Qaida Operative In Hiding.
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Thats right you got hella guns anyway. Don't want the noise, use silencers
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yah seriously, quit being a ***** bruce.


yeah, that's smart, unloading real firearms at animals with neighbors within 30 feet of each side of my house.
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yeah, that's smart, unloading real firearms at animals with neighbors within 30 feet of each side of my house.
Step 1: don't hit anyone
Step 2: dont get caught
Step 3: Racoons die
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit!
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get a ruger 10/22
Tape empty 2L soda bottle over barrel
shoot racoon
dispose of bottle, racoon, and empty shell

*Note* I do not condone or recomend you actualy do this as it would violate several CA and federal laws.
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The anti-racoon trick I learned from my buddy

Jalapeno PeanutButter *****

Leave them on top of the fence at the entry points, bring the cats inside for the night , and listen for the howls
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i like the jalapeno pb ***** idea also... edit... put some ghost pepper in there too

Put good/strong bungee cords over the garbage can lids and try to put fencing around your garden

my dad put an electric wire around our koi pond, it did the trick, no more koi mysteriously disappearing!

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