#^$(* Camry drivers!!!
01-20-2010, 10:37 AM
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#^$(* Camry drivers!!!
I'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy Camrys are:
- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers
And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.
/end rant
- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers
And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.
/end rant
01-20-2010, 10:49 AM
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Corolla drivers are just as deadly if not worse than Camry drivers IMO. Especially if it's an Asian female driving the Corolla, complete with a bukkake face mask, tissue box and Doraemon plush toys on the rear shelf.
01-20-2010, 10:56 AM
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i'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy corollas are:
- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers
and camry drivers are a close 2nd.
/end rant
- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers
and camry drivers are a close 2nd.
/end rant
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01-20-2010, 12:01 PM
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looks like they have the same problem in Australia,
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7861835802
I remember living in the Sunset dis you wanted to stayed far away from any Camry or Accord that had a tissue box or stuffed animal on the rear parcel tray. Which is difficult since thats about 90% of the cars over there.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7861835802
I remember living in the Sunset dis you wanted to stayed far away from any Camry or Accord that had a tissue box or stuffed animal on the rear parcel tray. Which is difficult since thats about 90% of the cars over there.
01-20-2010, 12:07 PM
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I'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy Camrys are: ASIAN
- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers
And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.
/end rant
- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers
And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.
/end rant
Also, I don't taurus like that. I drive faster in my taurus than many do in their WRX/STis... And i'm talking turns.
But usually, yes, they can stupid as well.
Actually, group Indians in the asian group as well.
01-20-2010, 12:20 PM
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I'm convinced that the demographic of people who buy Cars (except subies) are:
- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers
And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.
/end rant
- too timid to drive
- barely have the minimum necessary skill to be functional on the road
- feel that the world moves about 20 mph faster than they do (which it does)
- are completely unaware of others on the road
- can't merge onto freeway/expressways
- can't judge distances
- can't judge speed
- follow the unspoken requirement to sit with their neck craning over the steering wheel peering over their nose in a "ready" position yet move in slow motion
- really should be passengers, and not drivers
And Taurus drivers are a close 2nd.
/end rant
01-20-2010, 12:27 PM
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and yea corolla drivers way worst than camry drivers
01-20-2010, 12:34 PM
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01-20-2010, 12:35 PM
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Next are Ghetto people (of any race, although white/mexican/black are the usuals) who can somehow not crash doing the most crazy, stupid things. Like running red lights at left turns, going 20-30mph faster than they should, understeering all the way to the curb, yet, not hit it, and make it by the skin of their teeth.
01-20-2010, 12:38 PM
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I think they drive like that to protect their plush dolls, don't want to knock off the air freshener, and don't want to knock their teeth out because they drive to damn close to the steering wheel. Which in some of their cases might help them out a bit.
01-20-2010, 12:43 PM
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*chuckles* I drive a camry as a DD, and I guarantee you, your the one I am blowing past with my finger out the window because your driving too ****ing slow for me.
99.9% of ALL northern CA drivers are ****ing worthless, especially in the rain. Who the **** needs to slow down to 40 on the freeway? **** I came into work today and was happy doing 65 in the fast lane, just blasting along, when some dumb **** decides to go 50 and get in front of me...in a WRX no less.
99.9% of ALL northern CA drivers are ****ing worthless, especially in the rain. Who the **** needs to slow down to 40 on the freeway? **** I came into work today and was happy doing 65 in the fast lane, just blasting along, when some dumb **** decides to go 50 and get in front of me...in a WRX no less.
