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sue1984
01-05-2005, 07:06 PM
He said He would RETURN - JESUS CHRIST - http://www.free-hoster.com/jesus/ - http://www.free-hoster.com/jesus/
Choku Dori
01-05-2005, 07:46 PM
From one Christian to another: trolling sites is NOT a good way to spread the Gospel. It's very impersonal and could even be intrusive.

You should be more personal in your testimony.

And stop making me look bad :D
soggynoodles
01-06-2005, 01:58 AM
Jesus built my hot rod. :p
ish
01-06-2005, 10:15 AM
From one Christian to another: trolling sites is NOT a good way to spread the Gospel. It's very impersonal and could even be intrusive.

You should be more personal in your testimony.

And stop making me look bad :D


actually i sent that person an email and pm stating a similar thing, no response.
c279a
02-03-2005, 04:33 PM
Jesus built my hot rod. :p

....
PyroManiac
02-03-2005, 09:45 PM
Jesus built my hotrod.


Ummmm no?
kewldan
02-04-2005, 06:14 PM
what exactly is a troll.. please pm me.. thanx
90Legacy
02-05-2005, 01:40 AM
Jesus built my hot rod. :p

It's a love affair?
kewldan
02-11-2005, 05:23 PM
It's a love affair?
where you from in WA?
90Legacy
02-12-2005, 11:20 AM
where you from in WA?

The east side, on the west side of the mountains.
Paul@dbtuned
02-13-2005, 11:27 AM
The east side, on the west side of the mountains.

Cle Elum?
90Legacy
02-13-2005, 12:08 PM
Cle Elum?

Cle Elum is on the east side of the mountains.
Maybe I worded that poorly.
I'm from the east side, as in the east side of Lake Washington.
EricDaRed81
02-13-2005, 01:37 PM
This is the best de-rail ever.

Goes from Jesus is returing to hey where do you live.
JohnQGearhead
02-13-2005, 02:07 PM
I just saw Jesus on the freeway, it looked like he needed a ride but I don't pick up strangers.
EricDaRed81
02-13-2005, 03:02 PM
One of his pals from his TV show will help him out.
Magish
02-13-2005, 04:33 PM
Jesus is my daddy
PyroManiac
02-13-2005, 08:22 PM
Jesus is my homeboy.
Kevin M
03-25-2005, 12:26 AM
Funny, Jesus usually posts when we talk about him like he's not here. Wonder what he's up to...?
PyroManiac
04-02-2005, 04:02 PM
Probably at a party.
LICmotorsports
04-02-2005, 04:36 PM
There's only one thing left to do
Ding a Ding Dang, my dan along ling long.
PyroManiac
04-05-2005, 10:10 PM
You mean:

"Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long."
soggynoodles
05-04-2005, 05:58 PM
Jesus, walks...
Zoeb2s
05-04-2005, 07:09 PM
50 Cent - Jesus Walks

Download it.

:tia:
ish
05-05-2005, 12:49 PM
50 Cent - Jesus Walks

Download it.

:tia:


50 cent copied a song title that kanye west already put out? thats kind of gay
soggynoodles
05-05-2005, 12:54 PM
50 cent copied a song title that kanye west already put out? thats kind of gay

:rotfl:
Paul@dbtuned
05-16-2005, 09:01 AM
We just hired a new guy named......Jesus!
So far during his probationary period, he's injured Himself twice (once by slipping/falling & the other He isn't sure where exactly He did it).

You'd think being the Lamb of God, Jesus would know how to walk.
soggynoodles
05-16-2005, 09:06 AM
I'm still waiting for Jesus.
gh0st shad0w
05-17-2005, 08:18 AM
I'm still waiting for Jesus.


I have arrived now get back to work :p
Paperchasin
05-19-2005, 03:49 PM
50 cent copied a song title that kanye west already put out? thats kind of gay
pwned!!!!
jesus
06-06-2005, 11:13 AM
I'm back.
soggynoodles
06-06-2005, 11:15 AM
I'm back.

OMGHI!!!!!!!
Magish
06-07-2005, 10:52 AM
OMFGHI2JESUS!1!1!1One!1!!1!1!1!?!¿
DerBlingel
08-27-2005, 05:12 PM
the way, the truth, and the light of God.

Faith. You should try it, I recommend it to everyone.


Elvis lives...


in my pants.
Magish
08-27-2005, 11:16 PM
Jesus is my homeboy.
Kevin M
08-28-2005, 08:41 AM
Ah, hay-zoos. I like him very much- but he no help me hit curve ball.

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball??!?1!!



:D