View Full Version : Propesting/Fauxtesting


nachomc
12-02-2004, 11:08 AM
Hey, guys, anybody have a line on how to find out about protests taking place in the sac area? Another forum I'm on does these things called "propests" where they basically go to protests and protest along side with signs that make no sense, such as:

"Why can't you buy red markers individually?"
"CSI is totally better than Law and Order."

My personal fav:

"Homophobia is gay"

Might be fun!

EricDaRed81
12-02-2004, 11:19 AM
That's freakin awesome.

Why can't they have the same amount of hot dogs as buns???

Hell no that freakin blows.

nachomc
12-02-2004, 11:23 AM
Earlier this week, when Bush was in Canada, a group of people up there went out to propest and one of their signs read "What about Poland?". Classic.

kidatari
12-02-2004, 01:10 PM
Haha, that would be awesome. Hilarity will ensure!

ryball
12-02-2004, 01:34 PM
I'm in.

EricDaRed81
12-02-2004, 02:03 PM
Find a protest and hold up a bunch of signs that have to do with the greatness of our cars.

Watch the confused faces.

RussB
12-02-2004, 02:38 PM
quotes from www.engrish.com would be fun too.

soggynoodles
12-02-2004, 02:38 PM
I want to hold up a sign that says John 3:16

RussB
12-02-2004, 02:40 PM
omg!!1! somebody could hold a sign that says "hi mom"

nachomc
12-02-2004, 02:52 PM
not so much.

soggynoodles
12-02-2004, 02:57 PM
omg!!1! somebody could hold a sign that says "hi mom"
busted! :p

LagnWagn
12-02-2004, 04:17 PM
I want to hold up a sign that says John 3:16\

I was thinking the same thing..hahaha...

Such a great idea Matt...that is too funny...

RussA
12-03-2004, 12:31 PM
lol, if its a big enough protest where the news is there interviewing people, you should give shout outs if they come to interview you...

nachomc
12-03-2004, 12:33 PM
lol, if its a big enough protest where the news is there interviewing people, you should give shout outs if they come to interview you...
awesome

soggynoodles
12-03-2004, 12:36 PM
yea you could drop I-club's name.
Or hold a banner that says SRIC CREW from i-club.com is in da house!

RussA
12-03-2004, 12:37 PM
what would also be funny is to dress up like a sports fanatic for some team. Get your face painted and when the reporter is talking to the camera, get behind them and be all, "Raiders RULE!!!!" or something like that... totally random stuff :D

ryball
12-03-2004, 01:23 PM
Or better yet, get one of us interviewed and act all serious about it, and then get another one of us to full on tackle the one getting interviewed and then run off...

soggynoodles
12-03-2004, 01:31 PM
Or better yet, get one of us interviewed and act all serious about it, and then get another one of us to full on tackle the one getting interviewed and then run off...

Ryball my friend, I like your thinking. :p

pbchief2
12-03-2004, 02:04 PM
Or better yet, get one of us interviewed and act all serious about it, and then get another one of us to full on tackle the one getting interviewed and then run off...
We have got to do this:D

EricDaRed81
12-03-2004, 02:05 PM
Has anyone watched trigger happy?

You have the guy getting interviewed then you have an unmarked van drive up and kidnap him and speed off.

nachomc
12-03-2004, 02:05 PM
Has anyone watched trigger happy?

You have the guy getting interviewed then you have an unmarked van drive up and kidnap him and speed off.
that would be hot

RussB
12-03-2004, 02:27 PM
Or better yet, get one of us interviewed and act all serious about it, and then get another one of us to full on tackle the one getting interviewed and then run off...

that's awesome.

soggynoodles
12-03-2004, 02:51 PM
I'm down for a kidnapping. :p

RussB
12-03-2004, 02:53 PM
I'm down for a kidnapping. :p
/sends link to this thread to FBI...

Double Phister
12-03-2004, 03:26 PM
There's an adventure company that will kidnap you or your friends. They do a bunch of research to figure out your daily habbits then strike at some random time.

What about that guy holding the sign during the protests for the female golf player some time ago. His sign said something about keeping the ***** in the kitchen or something. It was teh funnay.

sybir
12-03-2004, 03:50 PM
that would be hot

I've got the van covered.
Not so much unmarked though.........;)

soggynoodles
12-03-2004, 03:52 PM
There's an adventure company that will kidnap you or your friends. They do a bunch of research to figure out your daily habbits then strike at some random time.

What about that guy holding the sign during the protests for the female golf player some time ago. His sign said something about keeping the ***** in the kitchen or something. It was teh funnay.

I saw that CSI. :p

ryball
12-03-2004, 04:15 PM
I'm down for a kidnapping. :p

I'm in.

RussA
12-03-2004, 04:27 PM
I've got a black ski mask :D

ryball
12-03-2004, 04:54 PM
Okay, here's a little twist on the kidnapping plan.

We get someone interviewed, then we drive up in the van and kidnap them. Then we drive about 150 feet and then slam on the brakes, come to a stop, throw them out the side door, THEN take off.

soggynoodles
12-03-2004, 04:58 PM
Okay, here's a little twist on the kidnapping plan.

We get someone interviewed, then we drive up in the van and kidnap them. Then we drive about 150 feet and then slam on the brakes, come to a stop, throw them out the side door.

and...

then wipe him down say sorry, then kidnap the person that he was next too.

ryball
12-03-2004, 05:00 PM
Nice! Where's that from, again?

soggynoodles
12-03-2004, 05:08 PM
dunno where I saw that...

Double Phister
12-04-2004, 11:45 AM
Kinda like the VW commercial where the kidnappers asume the owner is someone rich or powerful but then realize he's not then drop him back off at his car.

Double Phister
12-06-2004, 11:04 AM
http://extremekidnapping.com/

LagnWagn
12-09-2004, 07:42 PM
Check out this guy at a womens rights march!
http://www.seccs.org/forums/files/thumbs/t_feminists1.jpg

EricDaRed81
12-09-2004, 07:44 PM
Lmao

soggynoodles
12-09-2004, 07:56 PM
hehehe.. that dude is going to get owned once teh women find out.

ryball
12-10-2004, 10:00 AM
Those lesbians have teh foonay.

soggynoodles
12-10-2004, 05:30 PM
sooo when are we going to do it!!

ryball
12-10-2004, 05:45 PM
Find us a protest.

pozzi
12-14-2004, 12:24 PM
www.peta.org
http://www.animalactivist.com/photos/slideshow11.jpg

i think they may make you sign up for their whacko newslatter in order to find out about events...
tell them that you know of a company why uses monkeys for cosmetics and have them show up on someone's doorstep then just be there in the waits w/ MEAT iS Tasty! signs...
http://www.i-club.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=32350

Double Phister
12-20-2004, 08:50 AM
If Raley's goes on strike I'm gonna cross the picket line for no good reason other than pissing the picketers off.

soggynoodles
12-20-2004, 09:03 AM
If Raley's goes on strike I'm gonna cross the picket line for no good reason other than pissing the picketers off.
Let me know if they do.
I'll start making my sign. hehe

RussA
12-20-2004, 02:44 PM
Let me know if they do.
I'll start making my sign. hehe
lol, make it say, "I'm not exactly sure why I am here, but the point is I'm still here"

pozzi
12-20-2004, 03:14 PM
or * > Raley's < *

get brave and make one that says "UNIONS SUX!"

or "I Drove here in my WRX"

or if you are completely brave...
"where all da white women at??"

that would be the best.

nachomc
12-20-2004, 03:37 PM
"*****es, Leave!"

Double Phister
12-20-2004, 06:04 PM
or * > Raley's < *

get brave and make one that says "UNIONS SUX!"

or "I Drove here in my WRX"

or if you are completely brave...
"where all da white women at??"

that would be the best.
"Buy imports"


"Robots need jobs too"

pozzi
12-21-2004, 12:44 PM
"install self serve checkouts!"

"shop Safeway.com"

"costco rules!"

kidatari
12-21-2004, 07:46 PM
My favorite is-

"I can't help myself!"

Because people can never figure it out.

nachomc
12-21-2004, 08:42 PM
Looks like the union strike was averted. *****es.

soggynoodles
12-22-2004, 09:21 AM
Looks like the union strike was averted. *****es.
so, what's next?

I'll go check the paper.

Double Phister
12-22-2004, 02:53 PM
Looks like the union strike was averted. *****es.
Damn. :(