Instead of posting individual jokes in spereate threads, let's throw 'em all on this one....

I'll start off.

-How come Smokey The Bear never had kids?
--Because everytime his wife got hot, he smacked her with a shovel.

lololol corny but funny

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?


Fo Drizzle

Wow. Thanks for bringing this thread back to life. I forgot about it.

Wow. Thanks for bringing this thread back to life. I forgot about it.

Had to dig for it.

Here's another.


Three gentlemen are at a pub, enjoying a pint of their favorite beer after work. An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman.
As they are chatting a fly comes down and lands in the Englishman’s beer. He is disgusted and demands that the barkeep dumps it out and serves him another in a new glass.
Another fly comes along and lands in the Scotsman’s beer. He grabs the fly, say "eh' " chucks it to the side and continues to drink.
Finally a fly lands into the Irishman's beer. He angrily grabs the fly by the body, squeezes it and demands "c'mon, split it out; give it back".