All around the country and coast
People always ask, what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast...
I always tell 'em, I like toast.


YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!!

I get up in the mornin 'bout 6 AM
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast...

YEAH TOAST!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection-
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, push down again.
Make toast...

YEAH TOAST!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!

When the first cavemen drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs.
Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast!

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!
WAH TOAST!!!!!!!

Oui monseiur bonjour coquette
Uh huh croissant desvous savoir
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel tower
Oui Marie baguette bonswois!

French TOAST!!!!
FRENCH TOAST!!!



toast...

I think I'll go make some TOAST

While I make toast, I might as well check if this will count as a post!:)

yummy.....toast!...hey look whos back!!:monkey: <~~wow!

I like bread

i had some toast for breakfast

Hayward Banks song, pretty funny when you see him do it too.

Originally posted by Peaty
Hayward Banks song, pretty funny when you see him do it too.

Thank you! That's why I put that there. I thought it was Sean Morey, but I wasn't sure. I have a clip of it MP3 format, live on Bob and Tom. Email to receive, or search for "yeah toast" on Bearshare.

plain toast ma'am

You want jam or butter on that toast?

no ma'am, just dry toast
And four whole fried chickens

I've got it on video too :) That and "Looking at the world through Fly's eyes" ...

Originally posted by Peaty
I've got it on video too :) That and "Looking at the world through Fly's eyes" ...

I missed work one day 'cuz I accidently imagined what it would be like to be a fly.

i would eat toast every morning if I could. Toast with jam, jelly, nutella, honey, cinnamon and sugar.

but not all at once.

mmmmmmm :D

Mmmmmmm, powdered toast

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Originally posted by Arcanum
Mmmmmmm, powdered toast

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Ok, it's your turn to post the lyrics to Log!

Originally posted by BAN SUVS
Ok, it's your turn to post the lyrics to Log!

Damn (Can I say that here?) Let me consult my intel ageant Mr. Google real quick.

ANNOUNCER: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new
International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your Log into a
talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues.

There's French.
FRENCH GIRL: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!

Announcer: German.
GERMAN GUY: Raspeduch, strudel.

ANNOUNCER: Svenish.
SVEN: I am a bearded lady.

ANNOUNCER: And of course New York-ese.
NEW YORKER: Hey, can't you see I'm walking here?

ANNOUNCER: Yes, Log. All nations have Log. So, hurry now to your local
store and be the first in your country to have the International Log.

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!

FRENCH GIRL: Tout le monde aime le Log!
SVEN: Yah. It's really fun.
NEW YORKER: I got your log right here.
Everyone needs a log
Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it
Log
MR. HORSE: Yes sir, I like it!



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You da man.

I'd say you da man also, but now you made me want to watch ren and stimpy and I don't think there is a DVD box set yet. Time to fire up the broadband and go Kaazaing

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