Good morning.

Hai I'm here for the sexual intercounters

I'm not sure what an intercounter is but i'm here for it

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Another day at work.

Woohoo. Vegas tomorrow and Thursday.

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I don't know why, but my favorite was the one with the lines all over the road.

Woohoo. Vegas tomorrow and Thursday.

I hope a prostitute stabs you in the eye with an aids infested needle

At work. Had a presentation to give this morning. It was the last assignment in my marketing class for the semester. Now I shall sit back and watch presentations for the rest of the semester.

Ugh, ****ing allergies are going nuts right now


and it's time to walk to the car, forgot my damn ipod/headphones

I hope a prostitute stabs you in the eye with an aids infested needle

Well, for the exhibition I'm going to, two years ago people got hep-a from some of the free ice cream :lol:

Well, for the exhibition I'm going to, two years ago people got hep-a from some of the free ice cream :lol:

BS! They all joined in an orgy and got it! They know how to do Vegas big, don't hate because your got small man syndrome

i feel like crap...didnt go to school or work.

i feel like crap...didnt go to school or work.

Atleast how you feel matches your looks!

Well, for the exhibition I'm going to, two years ago people got hep-a from some of the free ice cream :lol:

Is that code for something? :D

Is that code for something? :D

Yeah, its code for Hepatitis A :p

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Sep-24-Sat-2005/news/27260017.html

Isn't Hep A the **** you get from like Old Water or something? Stuff that just makes you sick then goes away?

Atleast how you feel matches your looks!

burn.fail.tryagainlater

Isn't Hep A the **** you get from like Old Water or something? Stuff that just makes you sick then goes away?

Although there is no treatment for hepatitis A, gamma globulin -- one of the proteins in the blood that contains antibodies -- offers preventative treatment if taken within two weeks of exposure.

Dr. Anthony Fiore, a medical epidemiologist with the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, said Friday the severity of the disease varies a great deal.

"The large majority of people get somewhat sick and usually recover within a few weeks," he said.

Symptoms include fever, loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting and malaise. Dark-colored urine and jaundice -- yellowing of the skin and whites of the eyes -- also occurs.

Two to three persons out of every 1,000 who contract the disease die from it, Fiore said.

Booo nooo std no care!

Booo nooo std no care!

are you still drunk? :lol:








GT35 STI
Location: In SoggyNoodles Low Rise Pants
:rofl:

BS! They all joined in an orgy and got it! They know how to do Vegas big, don't hate because your got small man syndrome


Actually, the most likely way that they got Hep A is from eating fecal matter. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis_A)

Hepatitis A, (formerly known as infectious hepatitis), is an acute infectious disease of the liver caused by Hepatitis A virus,[1] which is most commonly transmitted by the fecal-oral route via contaminated food or drinking water.

I had Hep A as a kid...it sux.

Actually, the most likely way that they got Hep A is from eating fecal matter. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis_A)



I had Hep A as a kid...it sux.

Who's **** did you eat?

screw tuesdays!!! i dont want to work today

I just got Friday off.

What will I do with myself? Hopefully it will involve Astro Glide and GT35's hand.

I just got Friday off.

What will I do with myself? Hopefully it will involve Astro Glide and GT35's hand.

:dance::dance::dance: I might have to take friday off

I just got Friday off.

What will I do with myself? Hopefully it will involve Astro Glide and GT35's hand.

I got friday off too but you live too far from me :(

I got friday off too but you live too far from me :(

Make the drive! we can go skiing!

astro glide fridays ftw!

But there isn't enough snow to go skiing yet... hey wait a minute....

Who's **** did you eat?

I was reciprocating the salad tossing your mom provided.

I was reciprocating the salad tossing your mom provided.

:rant: WTF I told that ***** to get all the dingleberries because she was making people sick. I'll go have a talk with her again

But there isn't enough snow to go skiing yet... hey wait a minute....

When I go skiing I make the snow fall from the heavans

home from work

throwing up ftl

I see a skimonkey.

hi2u nkoan

I'm off Friday too, but I'm beginning to think I should have kept that fact to myself...........:lol:

home from work

throwing up ftl

You and Scott are kindred spirits, then.

I'm off Friday too, but I'm beginning to think I should have kept that fact to myself...........:lol:

I was going to take Friday off too, but I have now decided against it.

home from work

throwing up ftl

You and Scott are kindred spirits, then.

bulimia ftl.

I'm off Friday too, but I'm beginning to think I should have kept that fact to myself...........:lol:

This might be epic, we can all take friday off meet up in Natomas and go skiing!

home from work

throwing up ftl

skimonkey has waterbutt

This might be epic, we can all take friday off meet up in Natomas and go skiing!

No thanks, I'm good. I'm going down to the bay to pick up rimzzzz and seatzzzz.

No thanks, I'm good. I'm going down to the bay to pick up rimzzzz and seatzzzz.

I want REEMMMZZZ

you can has?

I just had Arby's I haven't had that in DAYYYSSS

bulimia ftl.

so what you're trying to tell me is that you can read minds?!!? :eek:

so what you're trying to tell me is that you can read minds?!!? :eek:

*sigh* no, he freezes time, sneaks into skimonkey's bathroom, unfreezes time, watches skimonkey make himself throw up, then freezes time to leave.


/the joke will never get old!

wait...wait.. wait..



are you preggo?

*sigh* no, he freezes time, sneaks into skimonkey's bathroom, unfreezes time, watches skimonkey make himself throw up, then freezes time to leave.


/the joke will never get old!

He's not Evie Garland! :dizzy:


and for the record I was making a reference to zoolander.
kids these days :(

I just had Arby's I haven't had that in DAYYYSSS

i havnt had that in about 8 years

last time i had arby's i got major splish-splash's from the butt

last time i had arby's i got major splish-splash's from the butt

:barf: :rofl: terrible :lol:

hey chicken, were you at eureka and sunrise like 40 mins ago?

hey chicken, were you at eureka and sunrise like 40 mins ago?

yup sure was...i was tired of being sick all day and cooped up in the house so i dropped some parts off at Db then got some lunch at Qdoba :D

thought i saw (heard) you :)
that place any good? i keep driving by n never get any..

yup sure was...i was tired of being sick all day and cooped up in the house so i dropped some parts off at Db then got some lunch at Qdoba :D

You're so sick that you missed both school... and work... but you're ok enough to eat Qdoba...:dizzy:

thought i saw (heard) you :)
that place any good? i keep driving by n never get any..

It tastes 99% like Chipotle

thought i saw (heard) you :)
that place any good? i keep driving by n never get any..

:lol:


do you like chipoltle? its like that but on crack :lol:

You're so sick that you missed both school... and work... but you're ok enough to eat Qdoba...:dizzy:

its the first thing ive had besides water in like 20hrs :sad:


and i only picked it up...ate at home

oh dude sux.. you got sick sunday? see it was those cheezy sticks :D

its the first thing ive had besides water in like 20hrs :sad:


and i only picked it up...ate at home

Most people start with like Saltine Crackers.... Chicken Noodle Soup... Not jump straight to qdoba

oh dude sux.. you got sick sunday? see it was those cheezy sticks :D

:lol: i had been gettin sick... Monday did me in tho going to work/school all day







John when was the last time you went to CoolRiver Pizza across from OHS?

John when was the last time you went to CoolRiver Pizza across from OHS?

That one...? Probably while I was IN highschool :lol:

There is one off Johnson Ranch though that I ate at probably 2 years ago or so

Most people start with like Saltine Crackers.... Chicken Noodle Soup... Not jump straight to qdoba

yea thats deff true..but i dont have any food in the house and dont want to go to the store with a bunch of people.. I just called in my order on Qdoba and picked it up

maybe some sprite to get the bubble guts to settle down? :D

That one...? Probably while I was IN highschool :lol:

There is one off Johnson Ranch though that I ate at probably 2 years ago or so

yea i hadnt been to the one across the street in like 3 years.. thats where we ate after the lake meet Sunday... they did a HUGE remodel and expansion... right next to the kitchen door where one of the bathrooms used to be, they knocked down the wall and tore out the business next to them and its another seating area

maybe some sprite to get the bubble guts to settle down? :D

lots of aqua ;)

yea i hadnt been to the one across the street in like 3 years.. thats where we ate after the lake meet Sunday... they did a HUGE remodel and expansion... right next to the kitchen door where one of the bathrooms used to be, they knocked down the wall and tore out the business next to them and its another seating area

with retarded kids running around

with retarded kids running around

"Can you not touch me!!....Thanks"

:rofl:

oh hahahaha you had enough huh? i thought hello_rex was gonna pop a cap in that little girl

she was gettin pissed!

"but i want some cake"

"no cake for you!!"

yea i hadnt been to the one across the street in like 3 years.. thats where we ate after the lake meet Sunday... they did a HUGE remodel and expansion... right next to the kitchen door where one of the bathrooms used to be, they knocked down the wall and tore out the business next to them and its another seating area

I didn't know enough people ate at that place. The only people I ever use to see there was highschool kids

"but i want some cake"

"no cake for you!!"
:lol: dumbass kids
I didn't know enough people ate at that place. The only people I ever use to see there was highschool kids

yea i thought the same... Do you remember before it was CoolRiver it was Paradise Pizza? when Sublime Skates was in business

:lol: dumbass kids


yea i thought the same... Do you remember before it was CoolRiver it was Paradise Pizza? when Sublime Skates was in business

Yup Yup, I remember we use to Ditch and walk to the Pizza place, eat then walk over to that Computer place right next door and we would all play Counter Strike until school was over

E! 100 Sexiest Bodies on tv...:eyebrows:

Yup Yup, I remember we use to Ditch and walk to the Pizza place, eat then walk over to that Computer place right next door and we would all play Counter Strike until school was over

**** i remember that place...kids were in there on that game like whores on a ****!


Wasnt the rumor that placed closed down was cuz one of the owners touched some kid in there? :lol:

**** i remember that place...kids were in there on that game like whores on a ****!


Wasnt the rumor that placed closed down was cuz one of the owners touched some kid in there? :lol:

Hell if I know, I was only there when I was suppose to be at school. I never stepped foot in that place outside of that

Hell if I know, I was only there when I was suppose to be at school. I never stepped foot in that place outside of that

o-so-many other kids did what you did and then some :laugh:

o-so-many other kids did what you did and then some :laugh:

Highschool was a joke, we use to also goto sunsplash and play at the arcade.


We found out that if you threw away the blue slip that they sent to your teachers when you ditched then walked around for the rest of the period. No one would ever mention it again

Le sigh.

Highschool was a joke, we use to also goto sunsplash and play at the arcade.


We found out that if you threw away the blue slip that they sent to your teachers when you ditched then walked around for the rest of the period. No one would ever mention it again

pretty much..or if your teacher wrote you a DP and forgot to keep their copy, you just throw it away and nothing happens :happy:

or when you turn 18 and sign yourself out :lol:

wow long time ago...ive been out of HS for 8 years :(

pretty much..or if your teacher wrote you a DP and forgot to keep their copy, you just throw it away and nothing happens :happy:

or when you turn 18 and sign yourself out :lol:

Screw that, my parents wouldn't sign that waiver thing stating i could sign my own ****. They said if I did that i'd get in some ****, so I out smartted them and made friends with the yard duty people that gaurded the parking lot. I'd walk up to them and go 'Umm, ya i'm going to go home... I'm not feeling school today'... Then they'd just let me go and not say a word. I was doing that ever since I was 16 :biglaugh: I have no idea how I made it through highschool. The end of junior year/all of senior year I was literally NEVER there...


I had a friend who missed literally every Monday, and I would miss every Friday, then scattered days throughout the week. You would think I was smoking pot or something, but nope. I just didn't want to be at school

Screw that, my parents wouldn't sign that waiver thing stating i could sign my own ****. They said if I did that i'd get in some ****, so I out smartted them and made friends with the yard duty people that gaurded the parking lot. I'd walk up to them and go 'Umm, ya i'm going to go home... I'm not feeling school today'... Then they'd just let me go and not say a word. I was doing that ever since I was 16 :biglaugh: I have no idea how I made it through highschool. The end of junior year/all of senior year I was literally NEVER there...


I had a friend who missed literally every Monday, and I would miss every Friday, then scattered days throughout the week. You would think I was smoking pot or something, but nope. I just didn't want to be at school

My parents didnt have to sign anything once i turned 18...

but yea even before then just bein on their good side did the trick.. Hey im going to McD's want anything? :lol: sometimes they would place an order.

My Sr year we ditched 2-3 times a week to go to Qdoba.. back then a couple friends and i could walk in and they would ask us if we wanted our regular.. once i called my order in and dude was like "oh is this Thomas?" :lol:

My parents didnt have to sign anything once i turned 18...

but yea even before then just bein on their good side did the trick.. Hey im going to McD's want anything? :lol: sometimes they would place an order.

My Sr year we ditched 2-3 times a week to go to Qdoba.. back then a couple friends and i could walk in and they would ask us if we wanted our regular.. once i called my order in and dude was like "oh is this Thomas?" :lol:

Taqueria in Bel-Air parking lot > QDoba


We also use to eat McDonalds EVERY SINGLE DAY after school

Taqueria in Bel-Air parking lot > QDoba


We also use to eat McDonalds EVERY SINGLE DAY after school

burrito dos manos :laugh:

I R wanting to go home

people are on their rag today. :nono:

He's not Evie Garland! :dizzy:


and for the record I was making a reference to zoolander.
kids these days :(

isawwhatyoudidthere

& lol @ evie garland

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3863/evienb5.jpg

isawwhatyoudidthere

& lol @ evie garland

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3863/evienb5.jpg


SWEEETTTTT :p

wow. chicken and STD are the only one's not busy this afternoon I see.
<---takes a little break herself

wow. chicken and STD are the only one's not busy this afternoon I see.
<---takes a little break herself

i was suppose to be in a conference call, i sat there for 30 minutes no one joined. I then emailed the people, they said they got caught into something. I told them, ok we can reschedule for tomorrow and walked out the door

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg

most realistic answer

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg

:rofl:

wow. chicken and STD are the only one's not busy this afternoon I see.
<---takes a little break herself
im home sick :(
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg

wtf... i lol'd and now my throat hurts :laugh:

no pics allowed at the custom car place today :(

i couldn't get into the areas with cars that aren't public yet, but did see a new srt8 challenger next to an extremely clean restored challenger and one of the camaro concepts.

no pics allowed at the custom car place today :(

i couldn't get into the areas with cars that aren't public yet, but did see a new srt8 challenger next to an extremely clean restored challenger and one of the camaro concepts.

Haven't we seen all these cars before? How are they not allowed to have pics taken of them?

Haven't we seen all these cars before? How are they not allowed to have pics taken of them?

company policy :noidea:

i didn't really push the issue since i was there for some other things they manufacture anyway.