http://darrel.knutson.com/jokes/men-women/guys.html

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

13. All your orgasms are real.

31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.

97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

 

These are hilarious

7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
42. You can be president.
60. The world is your urinal.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell you friends you've changed.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man
89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary. QFT

 

can't wait for #86 , i'll def be waiting in the line to hang out with my store manager ! yee