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http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

"I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions," he said of the decision to release Hilton from jail after three days.

"At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home on Kings Road," Sauer said.



PWNED!!!:RockOn - not mine:

yay

she needs to burn!

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was sent screaming and crying back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her sentence behind bars rather than in the comfort of her Hollywood Hills home.

“It’s not right!” shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. “Mom!” she cried out to her mother.

http://i8.tinypic.com/54n8im8.jpg

:rofl:
:rofl:
:spit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

:lol:

Awesome!!!

http://i8.tinypic.com/54n8im8.jpg


MOST normal people in that situation would cover their face and turn away from the cameras.

Evidently, attention whores turn toward the camera.

I think hilton is LFA's sister.... explains a LOT of things. :p

I'd still hit it. :rofl:

Off the the can, and then I go home. Have a good weekend! :D

I'd still hit it. In the face with a lead pipe :rofl:

FIXXXORD

Off the the can, and then I go home. Have a good weekend! :D

Just got off Paris :noidea:

i saw we play a contest.....

it's called....

How many feet is paris's nose... closes one to the rounded foot gets to beat her to death with a lead pipe


the ***** is ugly... stop jocking her

if she wasn't famous none of you would walk up to a bar and talk to her... well.. some of you would

i saw we play a contest.....

it's called....

How many feet is paris's nose... closes one to the rounded foot gets to beat her to death with a lead pipe


the ***** is ugly... stop jocking her

if she wasn't famous none of you would walk up to a bar and talk to her... well.. some of you would
engrish much?

paris is not hawt, and this is not news.

i saw we play a contest.....

it's called....

How many feet is paris's nose... closes one to the rounded foot gets to beat her to death with a lead pipe


the ***** is ugly... stop jocking her

if she wasn't famous none of you would walk up to a bar and talk to her... well.. some of you would

WERD!! She is pretty nasty

to quote Stewie

Do you even have any tread on those tires? Or at this point is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway :RockOn - not mine:

engrish much?

paris is not hawt, and this is not news.

whoa.. i just re-read my comment... LOL it's not even close to engrasss


I think her nose distracted me... or maybe it's her lazy eye

nice

or her lazy K*nt

HAHA
http://i16.tinypic.com/6hd749f.jpg

right click > save image as

thats a keeper.
:rofl:

WERD!! She is pretty nasty

to quote Stewie

Do you even have any tread on those tires? Or at this point is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway :RockOn - not mine:

I thought it was "... down a slip and slide."

Nope down the hall

I thought it was "... down a slip and slide."

slip and slides are for normal whores

slip and slides are for normal whores

That can actually feel sex and get WETZ

am i the only one who senses some irony in this myspace ad....

http://www.lookingforpower.net/Paris.jpg

That can actually feel sex and get WETZ
is this National Engrish Speekring day and i just missed the memo or something?

www.isitengrish.net?

Mizzda memo

http://www.lookingforpower.net/Paris.jpg

Yes.

Yes.

I feel for her brothers! She can have the Presidential Suite at any Hilton and now she has to have a 'roommate'? Life is a *****!!! http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/mpurcilly/Misc%20GIFs/rotfl-animated.gif

omg this is goona be awesome when she comes out

http://i8.tinypic.com/54n8im8.jpg

That's Hot.[/paris hilton]

This thread = Saturday thread?

omg this is goona be awesome when she comes out

i bet she'll come out trying to act all gangsta and write a song about it.

lol. shes gonna get the plunger in her ass :rofl:

if anything she got off easy. people have gone in for 2years+ for probation violation. if i was the judge i would have gave her 6 months at least.

lol. shes gonna get the plunger in her ass :rofl:

we can only hope a guard is smart enough to take pictures.

mmmmmmmm....parrrrrrrrris hilton.......mmmmmmmmmmm
:RockOn - not mine:

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