View Full Version : Just in case you're gonna buy the AP v2.0


Paul@dbtuned
11-06-2006, 09:47 PM
Some vendors have started accepting pre-orders for the new AccessPORT v2.0.

What do they offer you, the consumer, by taking your money?

Free shipping?
Whoopie.

Tuning discount?
:yawn:


In addition to all of these wonderful enticements, I offer free ****. (http://www.i-club.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1662791#post1662791)

sybir
11-06-2006, 09:50 PM
That's service with a smile!

BTW, PM me a quote on 2 of the black battery tiedown bars, one for this car and one for the next one ;)

midnitewrx02
11-06-2006, 09:51 PM
sweet, i may take you up on that offer! :)

nachomc
11-06-2006, 09:55 PM
:rotfl: you rock, Paul.

Mr. Xevious
11-06-2006, 09:57 PM
I will be there with bells on.. as soon as I get a new subaru :(

Mad Ra88it
11-06-2006, 10:00 PM
HAHAHAHA ****ING AMAZING PAUL!!

those happy endings ROCK...lemme tell you. ;)

Grimm
11-06-2006, 10:05 PM
I'll take one, and a black battery tie down, tanks dood.

midnitewrx02
11-06-2006, 10:13 PM
I'll take one, and a black battery tie down, tanks dood.
you know what, screw it... i'll take that same order :)

skeeler
11-07-2006, 09:51 AM
whats the difference between my AP i have now and the AP 2.0?

nachomc
11-07-2006, 09:57 AM
The new one is a whole version higher than the first one.

I'm sure there's other stuff too. Size/screen/interface/features. You know, just some small stuff. ;)

Mr. Xevious
11-07-2006, 09:59 AM
I think you also get twice as much AP as this one has twice the version number.

I think there is a special code in the programmer also that Trey will pop out and give you a happy ending.

skeeler
11-07-2006, 09:59 AM
what ever happend to s-squared? is that place still around?

Mr. Xevious
11-07-2006, 10:00 AM
what ever happend to s-squared? is that place still around?

S-Squared closed its doors for business last year.

skeeler
11-07-2006, 10:05 AM
i haven't been on this site for a long time, so db tuned is the new local suby shop? they do all the same stuff?

Mr. Xevious
11-07-2006, 10:06 AM
Paul will offer *extra* services depending on how much money you spend with him.

Nick Koan
11-07-2006, 10:10 AM
Paul, how much are the battery tie downs without the AP2/Happy Ending combo deal.

skeeler
11-07-2006, 10:21 AM
oh cool, I cant go to their site since its blocked for me at work. i'll check it out later. thanks guys.

Egan
11-07-2006, 10:24 AM
oh cool, I cant go to their site since its blocked for me at work. i'll check it out later. thanks guys.

Blocked? Does websense categorize it as porn? :p

Mr. Xevious
11-07-2006, 10:34 AM
I think pauls site got flagged for porn since we talk about happy endings so much.

skeeler
11-07-2006, 11:41 AM
The Websense category "Sex" is filtered.

dz
11-07-2006, 12:02 PM
Blocked? Does websense categorize it as porn? :p


http://zanelli.smugmug.com/photos/97125142-L.jpg

Double Phister
11-07-2006, 12:06 PM
The Websense category "Sex" is filtered.
I submitted a change request to the master websense database. We'll see if they accept. If so it may be a few days before the change propagates to your employers local database.

Nick Koan
11-07-2006, 12:10 PM
Oh, that is too funny Paul. Good work getting your shop labeled as porn.

MARKSTI
11-07-2006, 12:11 PM
I don't need a AP...but bump for some good ol marketing :)


How bout a stuffed bob cat with each purchase?

ryball
11-07-2006, 12:15 PM
I don't need a AP...but bump for some good ol marketing :)


How bout a stuffed bob cat with each purchase?

:eek: WINNAR!!!

Mr. Furley
11-07-2006, 12:35 PM
Does it come pre-loaded with pauls collection of pr0n??

soggynoodles
11-07-2006, 12:55 PM
I submitted a change request to the master websense database. We'll see if they accept. If so it may be a few days before the change propagates to your employers local database.

hmm I just deployed websense over here. Page loads up just fine. :D

tell your system admin

Double Phister
11-07-2006, 01:17 PM
hmm I just deployed websense over here. Page loads up just fine. :D

tell your system admin
can you interogate your local database to see what catagory dbtuned.com is listed as?

GT35 STI
11-07-2006, 01:25 PM
http://192.168.168.3:15871/Images/wslogo.gif



Your organization's Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

Reason:
The Websense category "Sex" is filtered.


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URL:
http://dbtuned.com/

Kevin M
11-07-2006, 01:51 PM
would you people stop browsing teh pr0n at work? Jeez. :rolleyes:

Mr. Furley
11-07-2006, 02:30 PM
would you people stop browsing teh pr0n at work? Jeez. :rolleyes:

No.

soggynoodles
11-07-2006, 02:36 PM
can you interogate your local database to see what catagory dbtuned.com is listed as?

give me a sec

Egan
11-08-2006, 05:56 AM
give me a sec

I think your "sec" is up...

Jakes02
11-08-2006, 06:01 AM
I think your "sec" is up...

"sec" = second day response?

soggynoodles
11-08-2006, 06:25 AM
I think your "sec" is up...
\

haha sorry i went through our logs and found out that is under sex. I forgot that admins have full access :o

I wonder if someone registered the site before and turned it into a pr0n site.

Paul@dbtuned
11-08-2006, 07:57 AM
Listen up....

If your gonna buy the new AP, order it now, as I predict that demand will far surpass supply.
I need to place my order today, so act accordingly! :banana:

T-Will
11-08-2006, 08:01 AM
How much powah will it add???

Mr. Furley
11-08-2006, 08:08 AM
How much powah will it add???

0.000hp.

It has a preety screen doh.....

Paul@dbtuned
11-08-2006, 08:19 AM
0.000hp.

It has a preety screen doh.....

I see you're hitting the hukkah early today. ;)

It adds mad ****ing powaH!!

Grimm
11-08-2006, 09:03 AM
Listen up....

If your gonna buy the new AP, order it now, as I predict that demand will far surpass supply.
I need to place my order today, so act accordingly! :banana:

I got my order in :D Tanks a bundle buddy!