AAAAAAGH my eyes... mmmmyyyyy eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes...
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AAAAAAGH my eyes... mmmmyyyyy eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes...
I was at Arden sitting in one of the chairs near the escalator talking to my wife. Suddenly she stopped mid-sentence. Her jaw dropped and her eyes bugged out. I could tell she was fixated on the escalator over my shoulder.
"what?" I said, and turned around.
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE...
It's still hard for me to talk about...
I probably won't be able to eat tonight...
My wife and I might not have sex for a while...
I will try to describe what... I saw... without crawling under the kitchen table, curling up in a ball and crying.
So, I turned and looked over my shoulder in the direction of the escaltor, and I saw... a man? woman? WOAHMAN?
6'+ tall blond feathered wig? Dude looked like a lineman in a tube top and heels... and a really... REALLY short skirt.
I was in total shock and unable to look away... the escalator went higher... it was a really short skirt...
oh god...
oh...
god...
I saw... his... area... and then... nothing.
I'm blind.
And it took all my will not to throw up all over my daughter.
My wife and I both came home and took a shower silkwood style.
Be glad I didn't take a picture to share with you bastards...
bleh, I'm going to go throw up in the shower.
"what?" I said, and turned around.
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE...
It's still hard for me to talk about...
I probably won't be able to eat tonight...
My wife and I might not have sex for a while...
I will try to describe what... I saw... without crawling under the kitchen table, curling up in a ball and crying.
So, I turned and looked over my shoulder in the direction of the escaltor, and I saw... a man? woman? WOAHMAN?
6'+ tall blond feathered wig? Dude looked like a lineman in a tube top and heels... and a really... REALLY short skirt.
I was in total shock and unable to look away... the escalator went higher... it was a really short skirt...
oh god...
oh...
god...
I saw... his... area... and then... nothing.
I'm blind.
And it took all my will not to throw up all over my daughter.
My wife and I both came home and took a shower silkwood style.
Be glad I didn't take a picture to share with you bastards...
bleh, I'm going to go throw up in the shower.
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Originally Posted by midnitewrx02
the thing ryball saw was 6 ft tall, that rules out macias by about 3 feet
maybe it was macias up his skirt?
I feel for you man, to see such a site and able to still post
im sorry for you.
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Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
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go repair your eyes and look at that teen america thing
https://www.i-club.com/forums/sacramento-reno-116/wtf-wrong-you-142855/
btw.....you sure it wasnt paul that was in the skirt and wig? /me shudders
https://www.i-club.com/forums/sacramento-reno-116/wtf-wrong-you-142855/
btw.....you sure it wasnt paul that was in the skirt and wig? /me shudders
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
go repair your eyes and look at that teen america thing
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142855
btw.....you sure it wasnt paul that was in the skirt and wig? /me shudders
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142855
btw.....you sure it wasnt paul that was in the skirt and wig? /me shudders
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that link isnt working for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnFK72NTfw
it asks me to confirm im accepting inappropriate videos and it doesnt go to it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnFK72NTfw
it asks me to confirm im accepting inappropriate videos and it doesnt go to it
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
that link isnt working for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnFK72NTfw
it asks me to confirm im accepting inappropriate videos and it doesnt go to it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnFK72NTfw
it asks me to confirm im accepting inappropriate videos and it doesnt go to it
OR
Did you log in to youtube?
i <3 youtube!