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I like how the director is assuming that the shower pipe blockages are a result of large quantities of semen due to masturbation, when they could have also resulted from a lot of group shower gang bang sex.

In anycase, that must've been a lot of semen to block pipes with industrial pumps attached to them. :banana:

How are they going to get DNA samples. You would have to voluntarly offer blood, they can't force you. Lawyers should be all over this one.

How are they going to get DNA samples. You would have to voluntarly offer blood, they can't force you. Lawyers should be all over this one.
ur kidding right??? u do kno wut semen is?

ur kidding right??? u do kno wut semen is?

what hes talking about is that once they get the DNA code from the semen, they need your DNA code to match at with...which they'd need to get from, most likely, a blood test

This is disgusting. It's also weird how a thread about this has started.

what hes talking about is that once they get the DNA code from the semen, they need your DNA code to match at with...which they'd need to get from, most likely, a blood test Thanks for clarifying.

all u need is a strand of hair... ;) which they have plenty of also.... =P

ur kidding right??? u do kno wut semen is?


Of course we do..

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DUH!!!!!

WTF? impretty sure masturbation in the shower is the LEAST perverse thing going on at a colege campus......

all u need is a strand of hair... ;) which they have plenty of also.... =P

you still have to supply them with a strand of your hair...even if they have hair and semen with the same dna code in the pipes...neither of them have a persons name written on them. basically its just a hollow threat...I dont think any school would put as much work/money into solving the problem as it would take

haha, that's hilarious!!!

you still have to supply them with a strand of your hair...even if they have hair and semen with the same dna code in the pipes...neither of them have a persons name written on them. basically its just a hollow threat...I dont think any school would put as much work/money into solving the problem as it would take
Once again thanks for clarifying.

haha this is no longer a car forum

Once again thanks for clarifying.
ok you guys win...i wasnt trying to get into the legal implications and privacy laws and wutnot...just thought how hard i'd laugh if i saw a memo like that posted in the halls! =)

haha this is no longer a car forum
welcome to rife plazapaloooza!

it hasnt been a car forum since the inception of the Plazapalooza.... :rotfl:

haha this is no longer a car forum


When has it ever?! people talk about cars here only if they run out of deranged, obscure topics, that has to do with anything BUT cars.... Anyway, like chong says... Welcome!

When has it ever?! people talk about cars here only if they run out of deranged, obscure topics, that has to do with anything BUT cars.... Anyway, like chong says... Welcome!

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its against the law to masturbate in a shower..
imagine the charges. "your honer, the defendant did masturbate in the shower, but he is under enormous amounts of stress and needed a release."
lol

How are they going to get DNA samples. You would have to voluntarly offer blood, they can't force you. Lawyers should be all over this one.


They are going to have the students masturbate in the privacy of their rooms....

Good point. Are you going to be heading the cleaning crew. lol

Good point. Are you going to be heading the cleaning crew. lol

If you mean me - No! I have worked in a hotel and cleaned up worse (similar to an old soldier saying "When I die I'm going to heaven as I've done my time in hell"

WTF? impretty sure masturbation in the shower is the LEAST perverse thing going on at a colege campus......
im calling BS ;)