i'll start with 3 examples from each category. you may add categories if you wish.

1. use teh restroom:
a. take a dump
b. lay some clay
c. make some snakes

2. masterbate
a. spank teh monkey
b. wax the carrot
c. slap the salami

3. breasts
a. juggs
b. pins
c. rack

4. penis
a. schlong
b. unit
c. purple-helmeted love warrior

5. have sex
a. tap it
b. hit it
c. plow it

np..

1. d. Drop the kids off at the pool
e. Pinch a loaf


2. d. Choke the chicken
e. Wank the one eyed snake


3. d. Tig Ol Bitty's
e. Fun Bags


4. d. Shaft
e. Peter


5. d. Horizontal Mambo
e. Screw

1. f. free the slaves

3. f. jogas

4. f. submarine

5. f. park the car in the garage

1. f. free the slaves


lol!!!

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1. g. blow mudd

2. g. taming the one eyed snake

3. g. 'ta ta's

4. g. wanker

5. hot beef injection

Your additions were so good they desreved a double post!

Hehehehehe

Sean


P.S. Now my post simply sounds silly!

drink
a. gulp
b. chug
c. down

use teh restroom
-build a log cabin
-#2
-make a deposit @ the office
-break one off

vomit
a. spew
b. toss cookies
c. blow chunks

1. taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

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