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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Ruben could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Ruben has two speeds: walk and kill.
Ruben can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
It takes Ruben 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
When Ruben does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
There are in fact 31 letters of the English alphabet however only Ruben knows what the extra 5 letters are.
Ruben can believe it's not butter.
Ruben caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.
If you look in a mirror and say "Ruben" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Ruben.
Ruben invented cancer because he was tired of killing people.
There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Ruben.
Impresive-G 01-09-2006, 12:20 AM Hahah
Hey Ruben how about i trade you all your pokemon for the 2 that you dont got?
wow 20 mins of 60 mins? tell me you secret
LifePlaza 01-09-2006, 12:25 AM Hahah
wow 20 mins of 60 mins? tell me you secret
it goes along the lines when he has sex with men. 60 men 20 minutes ala OZ homo prison gang bang
A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ruben and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
sigma pi 01-09-2006, 12:27 AM this thread rocks!
its chuck noris style
this thread rocks!
its chuck noris style
ZING!!! Little known fact: Chuck Norris is Ruben in disguise!
LifePlaza 01-09-2006, 12:29 AM A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ruben and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
speaking of parking
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/jdmimpreza/Picture016.jpg
this spot is reserved for Ruben
Impresive-G 01-09-2006, 12:31 AM A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ruben and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
speaking of hanicap parking
I saw this on sat at the LA auto show
tell me the many things wrong with the pic lol
http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/2883/dsc033973vz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
AH-HEM... can we get back on topic? This is a thread on the truths of Ruben.
soggynoodles 01-09-2006, 12:36 AM If you look in a mirror and say "Ruben" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Ruben.
I said his name 2 times before running away from the mirror. :(
If you can see Ruben, he can see you. If you can't see Ruben you may be only seconds away from death.
Ruben has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Ruben tendon.
Ruben can touch MC Hammer.
Ruben sleeps with a night light. Not because Ruben is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Ruben.
The sun doesn't actually rise or set. Ruben simply claps twice.
Ruben frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Impresive-G 01-09-2006, 12:40 AM Ruben frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
wow! =o
Ruben's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Ruben does not sleep. He waits.
Ruben does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Ruben goes killing.
UberMaus 01-09-2006, 10:41 AM bwahahahahahah i love this thread 10/10
samurai 01-09-2006, 12:38 PM speaking of parking
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/jdmimpreza/Picture016.jpg
this spot is reserved for Ruben
What a nice parking spot. It overlooks a nice cliff and it is looking out into the sunset.
Tim
axela 01-09-2006, 08:16 PM What a nice parking spot. It overlooks a nice cliff and it is looking out into the sunset.
Tim
It looks more like a badass spot where only Ruben would park because he could die falling off the cliff, except Ruben doesn't die.
I'm surprise that he hasn't yet to reply to this thread.
Impresive-G 01-09-2006, 09:13 PM I'm surprise that he hasn't yet to reply to this thread.
thats wat im saying.
he hasnt been on leatly
sigma pi 01-09-2006, 09:27 PM I'm surprise that he hasn't yet to reply to this thread.
im not
he is too busy writing names down and sharpening the knife
teh flashlight pwns
LifePlaza 01-09-2006, 09:28 PM I think a lot of people haven't been on lately
aw well of to rs25.com
c279a 06-29-2006, 05:44 PM damn forgot about this thread:)
laoba 06-29-2006, 05:51 PM the Statue of Ruben speaks
Entri 06-29-2006, 10:21 PM makes 30 minute browines if 5 minutes
UberMaus 06-30-2006, 11:00 AM Can out stare chuck norris
Impresive-G 06-30-2006, 03:40 PM Can out stare chuck norris
NO WAY!
c279a 06-30-2006, 07:13 PM Can out stare chuck norris
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d133/MrCusco/DSCF0023.jpg
sigma pi 06-30-2006, 07:36 PM thats scary what were you doing ruben?
Impresive-G 06-30-2006, 07:38 PM Hahaha
c279a 06-30-2006, 07:45 PM thats scary what were you doing ruben?
if you look closely, it's franco not me.
laoba 06-30-2006, 08:41 PM if you look closely, it's franco not me.
OMG R U SRS LET ME LOOK CLOSER!!!!!!!11111ijustlost5IQpoints
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