name the movie where the quote is from.


YES mistress may I have another

*mistress was not used in the original movie quote*

thank you sir may i have another

kevin bacon said it in animal house

next

"you mean schinanigans?"

I'll buy that for a dollar - Robocop

next

"you mean schinanigans?"
"waiting"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3166/posters/poster1_full.jpg


I'll buy that for a dollar - Robocop
^^^ you fob we are supposed to guess what movie the quote is from!

damn it this thread lasted 4 posts

thanks jerrys kid

damn it this thread lasted 4 posts

thanks jerrys kid


Bwahahahah!!!! WINNA!!!!!


Sorry..... not very efficient with multi-tasking today

damn it this thread lasted 4 posts

thanks jerrys kid

http://fusionanomaly.net/jerryskidsisthismyworld.jpg



ok next juan...






Normally, both your asses would be dead as focking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shiet while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shiet this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

"Wrap this up, Cellophane."

- Tony Soprano

pulp fiction

and you didnt awnser mine

you just joined the group blitz

pulp fiction

and you didnt awnser mine

you just joined the group blitz
what are you talking about? i even included the pic of the movie. post #5


just in case you dont know how to scroll up
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You are the puss that is bled.

Being flunked beats being dead.

Cripple the dick!

I heard you're giving *blank* a hard time, man.

Yeah. And it's gonna get even harder.

http://fusionanomaly.net/jerryskidsisthismyworld.jpg



ok next juan...






Normally, both your asses would be dead as focking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shiet while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shiet this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

http://tinypic.com/jrpmbb.jpg

http://tinypic.com/jrpmbb.jpg

im glad you found it, but Pi-g already answered. see post 10

what are you talking about? i even included the pic of the movie. post #5


just in case you dont know how to scroll up
http://www.i-club.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1334706&postcount=5
your wrong :)

if i had internet dynomite i would blow this one up

next

"you mean schinanigans?"


supertroopers??

"you can't handle the truth!"

"ill be back"

"you can't handle the truth!"

A Few Good Men



"ill be back"

the terminator




alright here's an easy juan: mess with the best, die like the rest
mike you should know this juan

supertroopers??
correct

and hackers

supertroopers-yay!:banana:

ah, come on Dad
Daddy is not coming on anything!

"I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, to lose her to her childhood lover she'd last seen on a deserted island who, years later, is the leader of the French underground."

"It all sounds like some bad movie."

"I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, to lose her to her childhood lover she'd last seen on a deserted island who, years later, is the leader of the French underground."

"It all sounds like some bad movie."

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005UPO2.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

You listen to me, you son-of-a-*****! There's a kid out there using his car to kill people. Not that it's a problem for me since it seems to be you and your gang he's got it in for. I just thought I'd let you know that if you guys take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.

christine ???? random guess

You listen to me, you son-of-a-*****! There's a kid out there using his car to kill people. Not that it's a problem for me since it seems to be you and your gang he's got it in for. I just thought I'd let you know that if you guys take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.

Is this it??


http://tinypic.com/jsd89z.jpg

supertroopers-yay!:banana:

ah, come on Dad
Daddy is not coming on anything!
still waiting for a guess on this one......c'mon this one's easy

"Yes they deserve to die, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!"

Samuel Jackson, Rules of Engagement

Is this it??


http://tinypic.com/jsd89z.jpg
^^^ ding ding!
juan of my favorite movies...


ah, come on Dad
Daddy is not coming on anything!


http://mikesjournal.com/Harold%20and%20Kumar%20Go%20To%20White%20Castle.jp g

"Yes they deserve to die, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!"

Samuel Jackson, Rules of Engagement
please read post 1

^^^ding ding!

WinnAr for Harold and Kumar

You're letting him stay home? I can't believe this! If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school.

You're letting him stay home? I can't believe this! If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school.


http://tinypic.com/jsde0l.jpg

"Yes they deserve to die, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!"

Samuel Jackson, Rules of Engagement



Great beer by the way! I even fought a n***a or two...

"f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, you're cool, and f*ck you.......I'M OUT."

half baked

half baked
tough one huh

Crabs! You guys got crabs! That's what they called them in my day. You young people.

"John Wayne was phag. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood and he'd come to the door wearing a dress."

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta gum"

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta gum"


Duke nukem???

"im not much of a praying man, but if your up there. help me superman!"

"im not much of a praying man, but if your up there. help me superman!"
simpsons and its not a movie

Duke nukem???

Nope... try again :-)

Nope... try again :-)



http://tinypic.com/jser0l.jpg ??????????

biiinggg

I miss Rowdy Roddy ;-)

you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?

you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?



http://tinypic.com/jsexb4.jpg

wow you really know your movies, or you just googling it. haha

wow you really know your movies, or you just googling it. haha

actually.... I have watched these movies... The only juan that stumped me was "They Live". I could have sworn I heard that quote before, I just couldn't match the phrase to the movie..
























so I had to google... Just for that juan tho... lol

Okay, now you have to name the actor/actress and the movie...

"You can't do this to her! Look at her, she's... old! She's just so... old! See!"

actually.... I have watched these movies... The only juan that stumped me was "They Live". I could have sworn I heard that quote before, I just couldn't match the phrase to the movie..

Duke Nukem did say it though, but I wasn't referring to it...

and btw I don't think you're going to be able to google that one :-)

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ***got balls.

Okay, now you have to name the actor/actress and the movie...

"You can't do this to her! Look at her, she's... old! She's just so... old! See!"
adam sandler, happy gilmore

yes, can I speak with abe froman...the sausage king of chicago?

yes, can I speak with abe froman...the sausage king of chicago?
ferris bueller

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiet, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Snatch, don't know the actor...

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiet, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Snatch:D

Snatch:D

I beat you :-D

"Whoa! Okay, you are now firing a gun . . . at your imaginary friend . . . near 400 gallons or nitroglycerin!"

I beat you :-D
Yeah, I'm slow with the typing:D

"Whoa! Okay, you are now firing a gun . . . at your imaginary friend . . . near 400 gallons or nitroglycerin!"

This is a guess... Drop Dead Fred?

This is a guess... Drop Dead Fred?
nope

fight club

"Hey! I found out what my special purpose is for!"

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiet, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


Bricktop... a.k.a. the govnah'... a.k.a Nemesis prosonified in this case as a horrible kunt.... (he refers to himself) MY FAV movie! BEST EVER!

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Kindergarten cop

DoH!!! you were suppose to have people guess your quote.. lol

"Hey! I found out what my special purpose is for!"

Someone guess mine!!!

So my ass is on the line, and by my ass, I mean your ass.

ok new rules you dont get to put up a quote until you put the correct awnser to the one before you

Someone guess mine!!!


"Hey! I found out what my special purpose is for!"


the jerk

Great beer by the way! I even fought a n***a or two...

"Can you stop yelling at me?"

"No, cuz that's how I talk.....Haven't you seen my movies?!?!?! Juiced, that was good one. Deep Blue Sea, THEY ATE ME, A FAWKING SHARK ATE ME!!!!"

"Can you stop yelling at me?"

"No, cuz that's how I talk.....Haven't you seen my movies?!?!?! Juiced, that was good one. Deep Blue Sea, THEY ATE ME, A FAWKING SHARK ATE ME!!!!"
chapelle

"sweet jesus mother of god"

Does anybody here work?

No, it's not a quote - it's a question. :)

"Can you stop yelling at me?"

"No, cuz that's how I talk.....Haven't you seen my movies?!?!?! Juiced, that was good one. Deep Blue Sea, THEY ATE ME, A FAWKING SHARK ATE ME!!!!"


:rotfl:

:rotfl:

Got your parts!

Got your parts!

You rox0R! :banana:

^^^ go get a room you 2!!!


So my ass is on the line, and by my ass, I mean your ass.


^^^ anyjuan? bueller?... bueller??

^^^ go get a room you 2!!!

Screw you, John!!!

^^^ go get a room you 2!!!





^^^ anyjuan? bueller?... bueller??

Don't remember that juan.. but what about this


I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!

Don't remember that juan.. but what about this


I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!

GOODFELLAS!

get the **** outa here

i had him going

i dont know about you henry you might crack ....

get the **** outa here

i had him going

i dont know about you henry you might crack ....


Goodfellas, again



person 1: I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.

person 2: Hey. Does this pole still work?

ghost busters

oh yeah you cant get me

this one is a little obscure

"is it the drinking problem"

the guy puts a glass of water up to his face and it goes on the side of his face

ghost busters

oh yeah you cant get me

this one is a little obscure

"is it the drinking problem"

the guy puts a glass of water up to his face and it goes on the side of his face
Airplane?

Airplane?
you are the man sir!

"can you blow me where the pampers is?"

"can you blow me where the pampers is?"

pcu

Don't remember that juan.. but what about this


I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!
mean machine

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/c7/d2/1114210-movie-resized200.jpg

"Yes they deserve to die, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!"

Samuel Jackson, Rules of Engagement

First off, I just found this subforum that this thread is in & it's schweeet!

Secondly, how'd y'all let 1reguL8NSTi get away w/ such a heinous mistake? His quote is fr: A Time to Kill where Sam guns down the rednecks who raped his daughter. I think the quote he really wanted to post was "Waste the motherfokkers!" I guess we all got to wrapped up in the Chappelle sketches. I know I miss his stuff, too, folks.

Here's mine, "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer." Sorry, I gotta start off w/ an easy one.

First off, I just found this subforum that this thread is in & it's schweeet!

Secondly, how'd y'all let 1reguL8NSTi get away w/ such a heinous mistake? His quote is fr: A Time to Kill where Sam guns down the rednecks who raped his daughter. I think the quote he really wanted to post was "Waste the motherfokkers!" I guess we all got to wrapped up in the Chappelle sketches. I know I miss his stuff, too, folks.

Here's mine, "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer." Sorry, I gotta start off w/ an easy one.
ace ventura pet det.

Eddie's thread inspired this one... its should be easy!


"Maybe we'll play a game called just the tip, only for second... just to see how it feels."

Eddie's thread inspired this one... its should be easy!


"Maybe we'll play a game called just the tip, only for second... just to see how it feels."

http://www.a-film.nl/film/poster/RELx550/00000487.jpg

Too easy! It was running through my mind because of the "Not so lonely driver anymore" thread, with all their talk about tips. Hehehehe

Keep the movie quotes coming. Its very entertaining!!!

Sean

"Want some milk?"
"That milk belongs to that classroom"
"Nobody's got to know about it, it could be our milk"
"No milk will ever be our milk"

"How bout you sideburns?"
"I'd rather have a beer"

http://www.newburycomics.com/images/video/65/132665.jpg

You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.

I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shiet's got to go.

What?

Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

"we ain't found sh!t!"

"we ain't found sh!t!"
Spaceballs, but I think you have to answer the other one first.:confused:

Spaceballs, but I think you have to answer the other one first.:confused:
you dont have to save it and host it

all you have to do is find the pic and put
[img]theadressofthepic.com[/img and a ] right on the g of img

you dont have to save it and host it

all you have to do is find the pic and put
[img]theadressofthepic.com[/img and a ] right on the g of img
yeah I know, its just the way I do it, does it really matter?

yeah I know, its just the way I do it, does it really matter?
yes it does matter. the picture is smaller when you host it here. the remote linking makes it bigger. and the server isnt as full.

and of coarse its fastAr

ok back on topic.....


"Badgers? Badgers??? We don't need no stinkin badgers!!!"

ok back on topic.....


"Badgers? Badgers??? We don't need no stinkin badgers!!!"

Blazin' Saddles

Blazin' Saddles

nope sorry.. that was "Badges". I ment These vicious little suckers

http://tinypic.com/m79z79.jpg


Thank you, please try again.....

Silly me... it was UHF right???

post 98!


You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.

I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shiet's got to go.

What?

Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

whoa

the Boondock Saints <--- schweeet flick!

another easy one:
"American parts...Russian parts...All 'Made In Taiwan'!"

back up in yo ass with the ressurection

Silly me... it was UHF right???


DING DING!!!! winner!

-do you know what nada means?

-...isnt that a light chicken gravy?

back up in yo ass with the ressurection

Samir Saidnananjiad - Office space

I've seen aloooooooot of camel toes before......but never on a camel.

-do you know what nada means?

-...isnt that a light chicken gravy?
DOH! missed this one, I'm stumped......:x

the Boondock Saints <--- schweeet flick!

another easy one:
"American parts...Russian parts...All 'Made In Taiwan'!"

Armegedon??? Isnt it the russian astronout speaking? (Im sure I spelt things wrong)


P.S. Great username boardoholic!

ok new rules
you dont get to put up a quote until you put the correct awnser to the one before you
folks, we need to pull back on the reins here! sigma pi wants us to have a li'l order 'round here.

Samir Saidnananjiad - Office space
or according to Bob, it's actually Samir Nahgah... Nahgah... well... NotGonnaWorkHereAnymore

Yeeaaahh!

Armegedon??? Isnt it the russian astronout speaking? (Im sure I spelt things wrong)

P.S. Great username boardoholic!
Yes, you are correct, sir! The guy in the space station. He's Lucifer in Constantine. Btw, thanx for the compliment. I can't get enuff of my downhill shreddin' fix... on snow or asphalt.

-do you know what nada means?

-...isnt that a light chicken gravy?
and, I just watched a bit o' this again recently after being inspired by vh1's I love the 80s. Mr. Chevy Chase in his prime fr The 3 Amigos.

Damn, i've got one o' my own, but i'm holding out til we get an answer to the "camel toe" one. C'mon, random movie buffs! You Can Do Eeet! oops... I didn't mean that! ;)

folks, we need to pull back on the reins here! sigma pi wants us to have a li'l order 'round here.

Personally I enjoyed quotes flying around left & right so I can jump on any that hit me. I've got two today... thats a personal best!

Power hungry mod!!! Always gotta throw his weight around just to make up for having a slower car than me. Opps... I forgot... his fastar by lots!!! :(

Sean

I've seen aloooooooot of camel toes before......but never on a camel.

In The Army Now???

I can see the scene but not 100% sure. Figure its worth a shot since we cant move on until this mystery is solved.

bah... rules... schmoolz... I concur. So, Fire At Will!!!!

I've never seen the flick(In the Army Now -- Pauly Shore, right?), so I dunno if that's right or not. But here's a couple more of my faves to re-enact:

Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: I wasn't going to steal it.
Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: You gonna call the cops?
Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: What kind of a deal?

^^^Sorry, but Person A's stuff isn't as funny to me as Person B's in this "flashback" scene.

2nd one:
"He who questions training is just training to question." (or something real close to that)

In The Army Now???

I can see the scene but not 100% sure. Figure its worth a shot since we cant move on until this mystery is solved.
winnAr!:banana:

"i caught you a delicious bass"

"i caught you a delicious bass"
napoleon dynamite

If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.

You've been saying that since the fifth grade.

If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.

You've been saying that since the fifth grade.

How do you spell Ferris Buller?

BTW, although my thoughts about the rules are true, the rant about sigma pi was simply bantar cuz he's a buddy. I dont want to cause a riot on this forum.


Sean +3 (im on a roll, or the only one answering)

Samir Saidnananjiad - Office space
w0w good job

-Hey, what's your name?

-Bend over.

-Hey Ben

the Boondock Saints <--- schweeet flick!

another easy one:
"American parts...Russian parts...All 'Made In Taiwan'!"
armagedon

armagedon

Copy cat! hehehehe

whoa
every keanu reves movie

[QUOTE=boardoholic]

Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: I wasn't going to steal it.
Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: You gonna call the cops?
Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: What kind of a deal?

^^^Sorry, but Person A's stuff isn't as funny to me as Person B's in this "flashback" scene.
QUOTE]

Empire Records???

every keanu reves movie


LMAO!

"Why am I Mr. Pink?"
"'Cause you're a ***got, all right?"

"Why am I Mr. Pink?"
"'Cause you're a ***got, all right?"
Resevoir Dogs

-Hey, what's your name?

-Bend over.

-Hey Ben
^any takers?^

every keanu reves movie

:rotfl:

bah... rules... schmoolz... I concur. So, Fire At Will!!!!

I've never seen the flick(In the Army Now -- Pauly Shore, right?), so I dunno if that's right or not. But here's a couple more of my faves to re-enact:

Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: I wasn't going to steal it.
Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: You gonna call the cops?
Person A: {blah blah blah}
Person B: What kind of a deal?

^^^Sorry, but Person A's stuff isn't as funny to me as Person B's in this "flashback" scene.

2nd one:
"He who questions training is just training to question." (or something real close to that)
space balls ?


best screen name ever!
boardoholic

-Hey, what's your name?

-Bend over.

-Hey Ben
this one's easy, you guys suck......j/k
















Fletch Lives

"Maybe you've got a brotha uptown with nine inches of ding dong knocking the bottom out your ass."

"Maybe you've got a brotha uptown with nine inches of ding dong knocking the bottom out your ass."
sounds like some gay pron to me ^

not that ive seen it but im sure they talk like that

I'm stumped on the gay pron movie quote, so here's another.....

I wanted to visit exotic Vietnam, the jewel of South East Asia.....
I wanted to meet people of an interesting and ancient culture.....and kill them.....
I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill!

I'm stumped on the gay pron movie quote, so here's another.....

I wanted to visit exotic Vietnam, the jewel of South East Asia.....
I wanted to meet people of an interesting and ancient culture.....and kill them.....
I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill!


Stanley Kubrick's Full metal jacket

Stanley Kubrick's Full metal jacket

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.
Pulp Fiction

dude!

Sweet!

dude!!!!!!!

Sweet!

-I said.....do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and ass that taste like french vanilla ice cream!?!

dude!

Sweet!

dude!!!!!!!

Sweet!
Dude, where's my car?

"Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way, turn."

"Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way, turn."
Days of Thunder?

Days of Thunder?

nope.

oh! its that one movie!? =D

another quote from the same movie: "two dollars!"

another quote from the same movie: "two dollars!"
I knew that other one from somewhere......Better Off Dead

-I said.....do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and ass that taste like french vanilla ice cream!?!
still no guesses on this one huh?

Movie #1
Person A: You cannot take Katana sword by stealing. It is very special sword. You must earn it.
Person B: I wasn't going to steal it.
Person A: {lops off the bill of Person B's baseball cap} You didn't flinch. You have fighting spirit!
Person B: You gonna call the cops?
Person A: Hhmmmm... not if we make a deal.
Person B: What kind of a deal?

^^^Sorry, but Person A's stuff isn't as funny to me as Person B's in this "flashback" scene. edit: I added Person A's lines. I think its content will provide a bit of a hint. Plus, it brings context to the what the "young" Person B is saying even though, again, I think his lines are the only real memorable ones here. ;)

Movie #2:
"He who questions training is just training to question." (or something real close to that)
Wow! Y'all got busy, eh? I just wanted to clear up my stuff since it's fr two different flicks. The 1st time around may have seemed confusing. So, sorry, one of 'em ain't Spaceballs. As an FYI: I won't dish out anything fr a movie that's already been used even if it's got a wealth o' gems. :D

I knew that other one from somewhere......Better Off Dead

yeah, classic

"Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way, turn."
from "Booger" to John Cusak.....great scene....I love that movie.

"What the f*ck is a frush?"

"What the f*ck is a frush?"

NERDS!!!!

Hey boardoholic... you might have missed my first answer, wasnt Movie 1 Empire records? That kid gets caught stealing and they end up giving him a job?
(Maybe thats why we're suppose to answer one before another is posted.) Oh well!

And none of you know Jamie Fox in Booty Call?!?!?!?
"Maybe you got a brotha uptown with nine inches of ding dong knocking the bottom out your ass."

Gay pron??? Whatever!? Hehehehe

-I said.....do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and ass that taste like french vanilla ice cream!?!

I didnt miss this one just cant seem to think of it. It sounds soooo familar but I havent been able to place it!!! You're driving me nuts with this one Case1!!!

Good job!

sean

I didnt miss this one just cant seem to think of it. It sounds soooo familar but I havent been able to place it!!! You're driving me nuts with this one Case1!!!

Good job!

sean
ok, ok, its True Romance, when "Clarence" is meeting with "Balky"(tv reference) at the roller coasters

NERDS!!!!
correct sir

STR76,
Sorry, bruddah. It's not Empire Records. Check out my edit a few posts up. It should be a big help.

But, here's another classic --

Person A: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went out. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, {snaps his fingers} the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Person B: Well, did he ***, or what?

Person A: Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

STR76,
Sorry, bruddah. It's not Empire Records. Check out my edit a few posts up. It should be a big help.

But, here's another classic --

Person A: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went out. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, {snaps his fingers} the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Person B: Well, did he ***, or what?

Person A: Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.
Mallrats

Mallrats

I think you are correct! And I can see the sailboat now!

Mallrats
Yes, you are correct, sir! Damn, that Gil Hicks is my hero! *heh heh* Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob) is da man!

Now, how 'bout my other stuff (http://www.i-club.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1349476&postcount=159), y'all?

ok, ok, its True Romance, when "Clarence" is meeting with "Balky"(tv reference) at the roller coasters

You definitely stumped me on this one!

Boardoholic... are we still looking for the anwser to the conversation one, the one I guessed wrong with Empire Records???

Boardoholic... are we still looking for the anwser to the conversation one, the one I guessed wrong with Empire Records???
Yeah, mine fr: post #159 are still up for grabs, so I'll drop some hints.

Movie 1: here are some great random lines...
"Oh, like put up your Dukes, right?"
"It's time to protect your nuts, guys."
"Okay, U.S.A.!"{gives a thumbs up}

Movie 2: a hint on the original line & other random ones...
The character who says my initial line, "He who questions traing is just training to question.," is said to be terribly mysterious by another in an earlier scene.
"... Tonight... The lone wolf rides... alone."
"How many toggle flips in total...?"

Yeah, mine fr: post #159 are still up for grabs, so I'll drop some hints.

Movie 1: here are some great random lines...
"Oh, like put up your Dukes, right?"
"It's time to protect your nuts, guys."
"Okay, U.S.A.!"{gives a thumbs up}

Movie 2: a hint on the original line & other random ones...
The character who says my initial line, "He who questions traing is just training to question.," is said to be terribly mysterious by another in an earlier scene.
"... Tonight... The lone wolf rides... alone."
"How many toggle flips in total...?"
movie 1, Bloodsport, you made that one alot easier, thank you
movie 2, I still don't know

Chong where are you

Movie 2: a hint on the original line & other random ones...
The character who says my initial line, "He who questions traing is just training to question.," is said to be terribly mysterious by another in an earlier scene.
"... Tonight... The lone wolf rides... alone."
"How many toggle flips in total...?"

Tonight the lone wolf rides alone is from Mystery Men right? But I dont recognize any of the other lines from Movie 2 so Im not sure.

Chong where are you

He's on That 70's Show now. ;)

Sean

-Do you know who this is?
-No, who is this is?<----in a thick chicano accent

Tonight the lone wolf rides alone is from Mystery Men right? But I dont recognize any of the other lines from Movie 2 so Im not sure.
Yep... Mystery Men! C'mon, though. You don't remember the Sphinx & his "formulaic" proverbs. Or when Mr. Furious & the Bowler are at the wall w/ the big 'electric chair'-type switch, and are trying to free Capt. Amazing. damn, I have too much time on my hands right now. Bah... must eat now.

oh, and case1: Yeah, them other lines I added are a dead giveaway. I guess the other scene tuff b/c it's right in the beginning where Jean-Claude is "flashing-back" when the young Frank Dukes just got his @$$ whooped by Shidoshi(sp?) Tanaka's son. I just find it hilarious b/c the actor who plays young Frank looks like Screech (Saved by the Bell), is a horrible actor, and has one hell of an accent or lisp or both. Priceless, to me.

-Do you know who this is?
-No, who is this is?<----in a thick chicano accent

Darn you!!! Its on the tip of my tongue but cant quite picture it. "No, who this is" keeps running over & over in my head but I cant place it.

Any other hints??? Unless someone else knows it without a cheat.


Sean

-Do you know who this is?
-No, who is this is?<----in a thick chicano accent


Sgt. stadanko. Up in smoke.

I would have killed for that damn panel van in high school:D

Sgt. stadanko. Up in smoke.

I would have killed for that damn panel van in high school:D

That's it!!! Its when Cheech & Chong are in the police headqurter. Cheech then asks "Do you know who this is?" And the sgt says no. Too bad... click
.

Kudos pbchief2!

Sean

Commence Firing, Boyz!

-- "It's over, John. It's over!"
-- "Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me! I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! Then I come back, and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting, calling me 'Baby Killer' and all kinds of vile crap! ..."

Let's keep it going, yeah?

Commence Firing, Boyz!

-- "It's over, John. It's over!"
-- "Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me! I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! Then I come back, and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting, calling me 'Baby Killer' and all kinds of vile crap! ..."

Let's keep it going, yeah?

First blood. John Rambo talking to the colonel before giving up.



"I'll catch the beast myself. He'll get what he deserves, a slow painful death.Maybe I'll put him in my spin-drier on high heat"

That's it!!! Its when Cheech & Chong are in the police headqurter. Cheech then asks "Do you know who this is?" And the sgt says no. Too bad... click
.

Kudos pbchief2!

Sean
correction....

cheech-Yeah, do you know who this is?
stadanko-who?
cheech-bye bye lardass!!!.....click.

So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick?

I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits.

She's a Catholic, Man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good.

So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick?

I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits.

She's a Catholic, Man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good.
Porky's?

Porky's?
nope

So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick?

I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits.

She's a Catholic, Man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good.

Stand by Me! I just saw some bits of the movie this past weekend. ;)

Sean

And I know its a movie quote but I wanted to go on record that some of the nastiest sex puppets Ive ever known were Catholic. Hehehehe

stupid, worthless, no good god damn freeloadin son of b*tch, retarded, know it all, assh*le, jerk

you forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful......

SHUT UP B*TCH, go make me a turkey pot pie.

stupid, worthless, no good god damn freeloadin son of b*tch, retarded, know it all, assh*le, jerk

you forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful......

SHUT UP B*TCH, go make me a turkey pot pie.


Breakfast Club. Thats too easy! "Let's get the prom queen impregnated"

"What language from such a prestine girl"

I really like these quotes:

My name's Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?

That's funny, my name's Roger... Two Rogers don't make a right.
[laughs]

Roger, I have a problem...

Yes?

I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.

Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that.

Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam...

You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.

Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.

I really like these quotes:

My name's Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?

That's funny, my name's Roger... Two Rogers don't make a right.
[laughs]

Roger, I have a problem...

Yes?

I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.

Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that.

Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam...

You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.

Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.


TopGear??

I really like these quotes:

My name's Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?

That's funny, my name's Roger... Two Rogers don't make a right.
[laughs]

Roger, I have a problem...

Yes?

I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.

Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that.

Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam...

You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.

Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.

Gone in sixty seconds Nicholas Cage.

Breakfast Club. Thats too easy! "Let's get the prom queen impregnated"

"What language from such a prestine girl"
march 24th sherman high school sherman IL

dear mr burnered


its my fav movie of all time

Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
She happens to be my daughter.
Oh. Then I guess you have.



Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.

Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
She happens to be my daughter.
Oh. Then I guess you have.



Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.
Real Genius....definitely one of my favorites of all time.

ding ding


"You don't believe in that cold-fusion mumbo-jumbo, do you?"

"There are things about me you wouldn't understand, things you couldn't understand, things you shouldn't understand. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel."

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

ding ding


"You don't believe in that cold-fusion mumbo-jumbo, do you?"
The Saint.....another Val Kilmer flick.....Elizabeth Shue (sp?) is hot.

^^^ +1

We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!

^^^ +1

We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!
:confused:stumper

Real Genius....definitely one of my favorites of all time.
that one was good


DAMN IT now i have everybody wants to rule the world stuck in my head

at the end of the movie

:confused:stumper
clue: characters name is ducky

clue: characters name is ducky
DAMN IT....I know this one.....

it has that guy from the new school t.v. show Two and a Half Men (Charlie Sheen and John ____? Favreau, maybe)

I can't think of the movie title.......anybody?

^^^ +1

We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!


is it pretty in pink??

is it pretty in pink??

http://myspace-826.vo.llnwd.net/00361/62/83/361883826_m.jpg

HAHHAHAA OMFG thats funny

4/4 :lol:

my eyes!!!!!! hahaha

yeah its from pretty in pink the movie, not abercombie 2006 catalog *barfs*

"Can you dig it?"

"Can you dig it?"
The Warriors?

yup




Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
My dad's not home Mr Perkins.
Is your mommy here?
No actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.

yup




Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
My dad's not home Mr Perkins.
Is your mommy here?
No actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
I have no idea what that quote is from, so here's another......

"Everybody be cool..........you.......be cool."

Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
My dad's not home Mr Perkins.
Is your mommy here?
No actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
I have no idea what that quote is from, so here's another......

"Everybody be cool..........you.......be cool."

http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/COVERS1/THE%20GOONIES.jpg

warriors is my movie

can you count suckahs?

Holy giant image!:eek:

How the hell did I miss that quote.....must have been a long time since i've seen Goonies from the beginning.

"Everybody be cool..........you.......be cool."
anyone? ....Bueller?......anyone?......

ben stien was a nixon cabinate member

and he is awsome

"Everybody be cool..........you.......be cool."
I guess nobody knows it, George Clooney in From Dusk Till Dawn

"charlie Don't Surf!!!"

"charlie Don't Surf!!!"
thats charlies point

full metal jacket

thats charlies point

full metal jacket
wrong sir!

close but no cigar :sadwavey:

http://victoryatseaonline.com/war/vietnam/images/platoon.gif

"Do you SMELL that?"


One

"That's Napalm, son"

http://victoryatseaonline.com/war/vietnam/images/platoon.gif
wrong sir!

think 2Pac

"Do you SMELL that?"


One
"That's Napalm, son"

quotes are from correct movie but not Platoon or Full Metal Jacket

What is Apocalypse now.

One

correct

+1million super secret shizzy points for answering in the form of a question!!!

"Did you drink and dial?"

"Did you drink and dial?"
ooh ooh!

sideways! ... i think? :)

ooh ooh!

sideways! ... i think? :)
ooh ooh, you are correct:p

"....you can call me Dude, or The Dude, ......."

ooh ooh, you are correct:p

"....you can call me Dude, or The Dude, ......."
The Big Lebowski?

ooh ooh, you are correct:p

"....you can call me Dude, or The Dude, ......."

hooray! :)

The Big Lebowski?

that was my guess. plus that movie has:

"que ridiiiiiculo!!! aaahahahahaahahaha!!!"

The Big Lebowski?
correct, and.....

that was my guess

correct

"Indee Indee"

This juan is so tough.

"Indee Indee"

This juan is so tough.
Actually it is pretty tough, not sure which of the movies it came from, I'm gonna have to say....

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

"Gary, why are we wearing Bras on our heads?"

"I so happy.....I finaree have a prace to resta my hand" <---obviously in a thick Asian fob accent

"Gary, why are we wearing Bras on our heads?"
Weird Science....great movie

#1 "Sir you're bleeding"

#2 "I don't have time to bleed"

#1 "Ohh ok, do you have time to duck?"

Weird Science....great movie



Bingo!!! ^^

#1 "Sir you're bleeding"

#2 "I don't have time to bleed"

#1 "Ohh ok, do you have time to duck?"
Predator?

"I so happy.....I finaree have a prace to resta my hand" <---obviously in a thick Asian fob accent
how about this one?

Predator?


Yes sir!!

"I so happy.....I finaree have a prace to resta my hand" <---obviously in a thick Asian fob accent

This is a guess... Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles?

The line & the thick asian accent made me think of him resting his head on the tigg'O bitty's of the tall white chick. Hehehehe

This is a guess... Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles?

The line & the thick asian accent made me think of him resting his head on the tigg'O bitty's of the tall white chick. Hehehehe
good guess, ur correct sir!

good guess, ur correct sir!

Hahahahaha That's too funny. my fav Long Duck Dong quote is when he's drunk, up in the tree... "Hey sexy girlfriend". Hehehehe lol

Hahahahaha That's too funny. my fav Long Duck Dong quote is when he's drunk, up in the tree... "Hey sexy girlfriend". Hehehehe lol
hahahahaha :rotfl: I was just thinking the same thing.....

how about, "where is my, AUTOMOBEEEEEL?"

"Your mom goes to college."