Beer vs.P**sy SWS(sort of work safe) no pics
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Beer vs.P**sy SWS(sort of work safe) no pics
for the guys
Some of the language could be offensive
1. Beer is always wet. ***** needs a little work. - One point to BEER
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>2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to *****
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>3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
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>4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
>your
>teeth, you may vomit. - One point to *****
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>5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one
>night
>and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to *****
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>6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
>If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend. - One point to *****
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>7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
>smell of ***** he may buy you a beer. - One point to *****
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>8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
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>9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much *****
>and
>you'll think you've seen God. - One point to *****
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>10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
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>11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One
>point
>to BEER
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> 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
>can.
>- One point to BEER
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>13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles
>down. - One point to BEER
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>14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
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>15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
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>16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it
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>One point to BEER
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>FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
> ***** 7
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>That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
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>PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
>discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
>feelings, let alone
>express them. -An extra point for BEER
Some of the language could be offensive
1. Beer is always wet. ***** needs a little work. - One point to BEER
>
>
>
>2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to *****
>
>
>3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
>
>4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
>your
>teeth, you may vomit. - One point to *****
>
>
>5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one
>night
>and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to *****
>
>
>6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
>If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend. - One point to *****
>
>
>7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
>smell of ***** he may buy you a beer. - One point to *****
>
>
>8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
>
>
>9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much *****
>and
>you'll think you've seen God. - One point to *****
>
>
>10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
>
>
>11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One
>point
>to BEER
>
> 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
>can.
>- One point to BEER
>
>
>13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles
>down. - One point to BEER
>
>
>14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
>
>
>15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
>
>
>16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it
>-
>One point to BEER
>
>
>FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
> ***** 7
>
>That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
>
>
>PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
>discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
>feelings, let alone
>express them. -An extra point for BEER
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Originally Posted by Ace
>PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
>discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
>feelings, let alone
>express them. -An extra point for BEER
LOL!! Best part of the whole thing...
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
After I punch a ***** I feel way better than I do after punching a beer.
YESSSSS!!! Fisting for the win!
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Originally Posted by kidatari
Yeah, I got that email last week. For the 8th time. The least you could have done was edited out the extra email crap.
Haha! Ownage from halfway across the globe!
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Originally Posted by kidatari
Yeah, I got that email last week. For the 8th time. The least you could have done was edited out the extra email crap.
