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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:16 AM
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Congrats, it's a......... mermaid?


God damn it, this puts me one step closer to hell but I can not stop laughing...
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:20 AM
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I wonder if there would be some sort of advantage in a swimming contest.
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:21 AM
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i wanna see it walk
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
God damn it, this puts me one step closer to hell but I can not stop laughing...
Hey...at least I'll be in good company!

BTW, I wonder if her hey-nanner-nanner is, um, functional?
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:23 AM
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Damn ****in Peruvians
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by jonsWRX
i wanna see it walk
Too late, they separated the legs today.

Those parents are dumb, they could have made a buttload of cash with this:



and this:

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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:24 AM
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*insert hellbound comment about difficulty finding pants here*
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Oaf
Hey...at least I'll be in good company!

BTW, I wonder if her hey-nanner-nanner is, um, functional?
Good point. I have never banged a mermaid before. Do you think it would smell extra "long john silver's" fishy down there since she has a flipper?
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:26 AM
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And here it is folks, mermaid ****:
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:28 AM
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BTW, I wonder if her hey-nanner-nanner is, um, functional?
Oh crap, maybe they are making one for it...

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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:33 AM
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Hey...at least I'll be in good company!

BTW, I wonder if her hey-nanner-nanner is, um, functional?
Yes, Satan just reserved your spot.
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:35 AM
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Dammit Ali...you rule
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:37 AM
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Where do you find this **** anyway? Whenever you post I always have to take a minute and prepare myself.
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:50 AM
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under the sea....
under the sea...
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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:55 AM
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They should have had the doctors install a dorsal fin and gill slits instead of another kind of slit. That way they could have cleaned up on the carnie freek show rounds.
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